Omake!! Milk? Malk? Mulk?

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(Roll Intro)

Kiba, Saji and Y/N are seen studying for the semester finals at Kiba's apartment. Getting thirsty, Y/N decides to get up and get a drink.

Y/N: Hey, Kiba. You got anything to drink?

Kiba looks up from his book and nods

Kiba: Yeah, in the fridge.

This causes Saji to also look up from his textbook and to ask Y/N a question.

Saji: Hey, Y/N. Could you grab me a glass of malk?

This cause Y/N to turn around and look directly at Saji

Y/N: They don't have any malk, but I can get you some milk.

He answered Saji sarcastically, causing Kiba to raise an eyebrow in confusion.

Kiba: That's... what he just said?

Saji: Yeah, I just want some malk.

Y/N closes his eyes and shakes his head in frustration a bit.

Y/N: Nah, you're saying it wrong. You're saying malk like it's a disease.

He said, matter-of-factly.

Kiba: Heheheh, how do you say it?

The blonde knight ask while laughing

Y/N; I'm saying it the way everyone oughta say it, milk. M. I. L. K.

Y/N spelled it out for them, trying to get his extremely simple point across. His two friends looked at him as if he lost brain cells

Kiba: Right, like 2%.

Saji: Right, whole malk.

They both say, not getting what Y/N is trying to say.

Y/N: Nonononono, say; milkshake.

Saji: Milkshake.

He said correctly.

Y/N: Okay, now say; milk

Saji: Malk

Y/N put his hand on his face with a frustrated sigh. Swiping it off he looked over to Kiba.

Y/N: Are you hearing this?

Kiba: Yeah... the man wants a glass of mulk.

Y/N raised an eyebrow and just stared at Kiba, dumbfounded for a few seconds.

Y/N: ...Mulk?

Kiba stood up, slammed his right hand down onto the table and gestured towards Saji with his left.

Kiba: Give him the mulk, Y/N!!

Xenovia walks in, slightly huffy and irritated.

Xenovia: Kiba, inside voices please...

Kiba: Sorry Nova... my friends...

Xenovia walked off to continue doing whatever she was doing before. Saji stood up in frustration.

Saji: Y/N! POUR ME! A GLASS! OF MALK!!

Y/N gained a confused look after Saji screamed at him

Y/N: Why are you yelling at me?

He asked, confused about this entire situation.

Kiba: JUST GIVE HIM THE FREAKIN' MULK!

Kiba also starts yelling, causing a chain reaction.

Y/N: YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!?!!

Saji: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK Y/N!

Y/N slammed his hands on the table, leaning closer to Saji while pointing at him.

Y/N: No! You're saying malk!-

He turned to Kiba.

Y/N: You're sayin-

Kiba: MUULLKK!!

Saji: MAALLKK!!

Kiba: MMUUULLLKKK!!!

Saji: MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAALLL-

Y/N's anger peaked and he slammed his hands on the table again, breaking it as Fafnir's aura started to leak from him.

Y/N: SHUT UP!! SHUT!! UP!!

He yelled out, getting the two other boys to stop and stare blankly at him.

Y/N stared back before he activated "Raiton's Precursor" and put his hand up to his head while a small magic circle starting to spin counter clockwise, fully prepared to kill himself with "Gale force wrath"

Kiba and Saji looked on in shock for a few seconds before Kiba pulled out his demonic/holy  sword and pointed it at Y/N, ready to cut him down. Saji activated "absorption line" and prepared himself to drain Y/N of all his blood.

Kiba: You better put your hand down, Y/N!

Saji: Don't-Don't do it, Y/N!!

Y/N looks at them, bewildered by their actions.

Y/N: You're gonna kill me if I kill myself!?! That doesn't make any sense!!

The two eyed each other before Kiba put his sword to his own neck and Saji put his Sacred Gear directly on his neck.

Kiba: Y/N, PUT IT DOWN!

Saji: DEACTIVATE THE SPELL!!

Kiba: PUT THE HAND DOWN!!!

Saji: CANCEL THE SPELL Y/N!!

Kiba: PUT YOUR HAND DOWN NOW!!

Y/N I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF, OVER THIS!!

Saji: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!

He said while starting to cry.

Y/N: PUT THE WEAPONS DOWN!!

Kiba: YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME!!

He also starts to cry.

Y/N: AHHH!

Saji: AHHH!

Kiba: AHHH!

They all start to yell and cry while still holding their weapons up.

End.

Author-note: So, yeah. That's all for tonight, the original video this is based off of is up at the top of the chapter. Hope you all enjoyed it!!

Ciao!!

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