The kids look around a bit confused.
Hwasang: What is this place?
Santana: Huh? Oh, this is the discussion room. Whenever Rocky takes too long to update we come here to kick it with the readers.
They let out a bunch of "ohhhh" sounds.
Rosè: Where is she?
Wonnie: She has two jobs and started school, probably at someone's cafe getting her fourth coffee of the day.
Lex blinks looking between Wonnie and Santana. Cina notices and shakes her head.
Cina: Don't ask.
Lex: But inquiring minds want to know.
Cina: The real ones already know, they've known since either Santana's first book or earlier in the kink series.
Lex: So blasi..-
Cina: Anyways..
Keeho yawns.
Keeho: This could've been an email, I was enjoying a much needed nap.
Chenle: Much needed? You don't do anything.
Keeho: Do you realize how much energy it takes to breathe?
Cheri scrolls on Rocky's second Wattpad account.
Cheri: I hope she makes a Woosan story.
Rin: I kind of want a Namkook story.
They both giggle.
Hwasang: What's this on the wall?
Cina: All her books that were once published but wattpad took down because people reported them.
Wonnie scoffs.
Wonnie: Haters.
Santana agrees.
"I'M A LOSER, I'M A LOSER, I'M A LOSER. LOVER WITH A DOLLAR SIGN!"
Wonnie frowns as his two brothers burst in singing their new song.
Rin: I loved the video! Txt best emo boys.
Yeonjun: Thank you, thank you. I did look rather dashing didn't I?
Wonnie: Rather?
Hwasang: Dashing?
Kai: We were in the UK for one weekend.
Wonnie snatches the monocle off Yeonjun's eye.
Keeho: We don't have much longer in our story. I wonder what'll happen.
Wonnie: Knowing her she'll make the readers pick our doom, right yall?
The readers sigh, they've been dealing with Rocky's shit for over a year now. They know the vibes.
Hwasang: And there's a good chance she's crying over certain tours being cancelled.
Keeho: That's true she is a crybaby. Maybe we should make her a cake and when I say we I mean you.
Hwasang: Why me?
Keeho: Aunt Cina had the first story in the kink series so you're the chosen one.
Hwasang shakes his head.
Hwasang: Aunt Santana had the very first story though so Wonnie is the chosen one.
Wonnie: Nah, she adopted Yeonjun-Hyung and Kai-Hyung before me.
Yeonjun blinks.
Yeonjun: She adopted Kai first.
Kai: I'm not good a baking!
"Failures, every single one of ya'"
Wonnie: You really think black shades make you cool, huh?
Xiaojun scowls.
Hwasang: Makes sense. Chenle would think the same.
Chenle: Oh screw you.
The author in question walks in carrying a large ice coffee with two pumps of espresso and a doughnut hanging out her mouth.
Cina: Hey girl!
Rocky sits her cup down.
Rocky: Alright, back to my third job; writing!
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What's a kink? Part two!
Fanfic"Oh? I wonder how he'd feel if he knew his girlfriend was walking around with my cum in her panties."
