San, Xiaojun and Yuta stare at the monstrosity sitting on the table covered in chocolate frosting. Yeosang walks into the kitchen with a bunch of grocery bags pausing to look at the monster as well.
Yeosang: What the hell is that?
San: Rocky's birthday cake.
Yeosang: What part of it is a cake?
Xiaojun groans.
Xiaojun: Listen this is the best we could do with such short notice, I didn't know her birthday was today.
Yeosang: All of our calendars were marked authors birthday on July ninth. How didn't you know!
Seonghwa carries two cases of water plopping them on the ground once he enters the kitchen. He turns pales once he sees the cake.
Seonghwa: Please tell me that's not her cake.
San: Okay, that's not her cake.
Yuta sighs.
Yuta: Why didn't we let Char handle this?
San: Because Xiao insisted he was a good baker too. Survey said that was a fucking lie.
Yeosang sends a text to Monsta-x and Santana making sure the food preparations were going according to plan.
Hyungwon: Eehee...
Yeosang: Eehee? What the fuck is eehee? I'll be back in going next door.
Once Yeosang leaves Seonghwa begins to grab a bowl and more cake mix. Cina keeps a plethora of brownie and cake mix around the house because she craves it all during that time of the month.
Hwasang comes downstairs still half asleep.
Seonghwa: Did you go buy decorations already?
Hwasang: I thought mom was doing that?
Seonghwa: She's getting number balloons, you're suppose to be getting streamers and banners remember?
Hwasang blinks not remembering a thing.
Seonghwa: That weed is fucking with your brain, go get dress and go to party city.
Hwasang: Fine fine.
Meanwhile at Santana's house the cooking wasn't going according to plan either. You see the boys had an idea of starting all the dishes last night to get a jumpstart on it, they fell asleep so everything went up in ashes.
Yeosang: I thought we agreed to barbecue.
Minhyuk: Did we?
Yeosang: It's eight degrees why the hell would she want a deep friend turkey!
Jooheon: That was Changkyun's idea.
Yeosang: Of course it was.
He rubs his temples.
Yeosang: Where's Santana?
Kihyun: At the liquor store, getting the bottles for tonight.
Shownu: Barbecuing will be much easier, it's just making the sides.
Hyungwon: Rocky's favorite side at barbecues is pasta salad.
Jongho bursts into the house smiling proudly.
Jongho: Did someone say pasta salad? I don't wanna' toot my own horn but..-
Wonho: I already have one sitting in the fridge. This morning I remembered we were grilling so I made pasta salad, tuna salad, baked beans and I'm soaking the watermelon in sugar now.
Yeosang smiles, Wonho to the rescue.
Jongho: So what am I suppose to do?
Shownu: You can help me season the meat.
Jongho: I guess.
Yeosang laughs at his pouty brother in law.
On the other side of town Santana is buying every liquor known to man.
Santana: Hm, I wonder if she likes rice wine?
Are you not her surrogate?
Santana: True that I'll take all of these.
The clerks chokes on his spit.
Clerks: A-all of this?
Santana: Yep! It's a special day today.
The clerk begins to scan all the bottles, deep down thinking to himself that this is a prank but once he sees the black card in Santana's hand he's a thousand percent sure it isn't one.
Clerk: Be sure to drink responsibly.
Santana laughs.
Hwasang, Keeho and Wonnie end up at the dollar tree.
Hwasang: What's her favorite color?
Keeho: Black, even-though technically it isn't a color.
Wonnie: Leave her alone before she kills off your character.
Wonnie grabs two rolls of black streamers and two rolls of grey silverish streamer.
Wonnie: She loves silver jewelry so this should do. What else?
Hwasang: Noise makers!
The boys fill up their shopping cart with all kind of things before heading back to Cina's house. Finally everyone is there getting their things in order.
Yeosang: The cake looks much better.
Seonghwa: Thank you, I am a jack of all trades.
Xiaojun: It looks good but does it taste good.
Seonghwa frowns.
Seonghwa: You wanted it to taste good? I thought it was for decoration.
Yeosang practically melts right there on the floor.
Changkyun: Riddle me this, why would we want a non-edible cake?
Seonghwa: Some people don't even eat the cake it just sits there on the table for decoration. They usually have like cupcakes and stuff to eat.
Everyone stands there confused.
Yeosang: I'm about to whoop his ass.
Rocky walks in to see everyone yelling while Yeosang and Seonghwa roll around on the floor. She blinks before looking over at Wooyoung who just shrugs.
Wooyoung: Oh shit, you're Rocky!
The author nods.
Wooyoung: Happy birthday!
Rocky: Thanks, what's going on?
Wooyoung: Chaos, the usual.
Santana spots Rocky and blows a whistle to shut everyone up.
Cina: Rocky! Uh happy birthday!
Santana: Surprise?
The two boys scramble off the floor.
Seonghwa: Happy birthday!
San: Technically we're birthday twins because of the whole Korea fine difference so, this is like my party too.
Saelee stomps on her husband foot.
Rocky smiles, touched at the gesture of her chaotic characters.
Rocky: Is there chocolate almond ice cream?
Cina: You know it!
The dysfunctional family indulged in plenty of food and ice cream.
Rocky: Did you guys invite the readers?
Seonghwa: I sent out invitations to all of them.
Xiaojun blinks.
Xiaojun: Did you really?
Seonghwa: Yes!
A bunch of "no's" can be heard in the background.
Seonghwa: Sorry readers!
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