Macedonia: 🎶The cold never bothered me anyway~🎶
Yugoslavia: I'm gonna die again with you...
C.A.: Wow, I don't even know in what I have just found myself in.
Yugoslavia: Motherf*cker! Why the hell are you here?! *brings out a shotgun*
Serbia: Better question! How the hell are you here?!
Romania: Even better question! Slavia, where did you pull that shotgun from?!
Croatia: Dad, drop that shotgun!
Yugoslavia: What?
Croatia: Drop it!
Yugoslavia: I'm not dropping it!
Montenegro: Then give it to 'Tia!
Yugoslavia: Fine.
*Violent knocking*
C.A.: I think I have come at the wrong moment.
Bulgaria: Yea, pretty much.
*More violent knocking*
Slovenia: Does no one hear the violent knocking from outside? I'll check who's at the door. *opens the door* Oh, hey Greece! What'cha need?
Greece: I lost it!
Slovenia: What?
Greece: The thing!
Slovenia: Umm, come in. What thing?
Greece: The thi- Oh, there it is!
Slovenia: You mean Communist Albania?! You got him here?!
Greece: Rex helped!
T-rex_lover: *appears out of nowhere* Hey, don't get me into this!
Yugoslavia: *brings out a gun* What the f*ck is happening?
Romania: How?!
Montenegro: Dad, give me the gun!
Yugoslavia: Oh, my god, I'm your father!
Croatia: A very irresponsible one.
Montenegro: The. Gun. Now.
Yugoslavia: I can't believe I'm getting manipulated by my own children!
C.A.: And I can't believe you have your own children!
Yugoslavia: You little sh*t!
*Again with the violent knocking*
Slovenia: I'll go. Türkiye? What are you -
Türkiye: I lost the thing.
Slovenia: Communist Ablania? He's here.
Türkiye: Yea, him- Wait what?
Greece: Sorry I didn't tell you, I only came here moments ago.
Yugoslavia: Oh, great, now everyone is in my house, along with the Ablanian sh*t.
Albania: Which one?
C.A.: Heya dude!
Albania: Oi.
Croatia: Wanna watch Frozen?
Albania: Yea, sure.
Türkiye: Eh, I don't care, I'm not going back in this hell of a weather anyway. It's burning hot outside.
Greece: Count me in.
C.A.: Hmmm, I never watched it, it could be interesting.
T-rex_lover: YES!
Yugoslavia: No one's gonna question when Alba got here?
Bosnia: Yup.
Kosovo: Okay, come here.
C.A.: What kind of moving photo is that?
Serbia: It's called movie, you pre-historic bastard.
Croatia: You just watch, alright.
Amber~Koral: *appears* Hun, I've been waiting in front of the cinema for half an hour, and you're watching Frozen?!
Yugoslavia: F*ck, another one! *brings out a knife*
Romania: In the name of f*cking Earth, where is he getting these from?!
T-rex_lover: Uhh, I'll be going! *desappears with Amber~Koral*
Yugoslavia: *anger* AHHHHHH!
Everyone else: *anger* AHHHHHH!
Slovenia: Shut the f*ck up!
Serbia: F*ck off!
Everyone: *I'll murder you anger* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Somewhere far away)
T
he Earth: *shaking with muffled screaming*
Great Britain: Ah, sh*t, here we go again.
France: The Balkans at it...
T-rex_lover: The chaotic Balkan and the countries that need to deal with that. Also, introducing my co-worker, my friend, and totally nothing more than that, Amber~Koral.
Amber~Koral: From now on, I'll be in this story a lot, so I might as well take over the dares.
T-rex_lover: You wouldn't dare -
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Ask/dare the Balkans
FanfictionI just had that idea. (also I couldn't find a cover picture that fits) Ask or dare them anything, from their crushes to who's the oldest to their favourite food. Anything! Countries: Blood-related - Yugoslavia (father), Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia a...
Dare #10
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