Reyna: Can't you go any faster?!
Hylla: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me! *falls against Reyna*
Reyna: *trying to lift up Hylla* No, it's not!
Hylla: It is too [Reyna], the same thing happened yesterday.
*thunk*
Reyna: yOU ROTTEN SISTER, YOUR BUTT IS CRUSHING ME-
-Lilo and Stitch
Zeus, looking at Hera before they got married: I've never felt this way about anyone.
Zeus: I want to do something for her. But what?
Poseidon: Well, there's the usual.
Poseidon: Flowers, chocolates-
Poseidon: -promises you don't intend to keep.
-Beauty and the Beast
Sadie, talking to Ammit, the Devourer of Souls: I shall call him Squishy [Poochiekins] and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.
Sadie: Come on Squishy! Come on, little Squishy!
Ammit: *bites her finger*
Sadie: OW! BAD SQUISHY! BAD SQUISHY!!
-Finding Nemo
Magnus, after fighting Surt for the second time: We're deaaaad! We're deaaaad!
Magnus: We survived-
Magnus: -but we're deaaad!
-The Incredibles
Lester in the Hidden Oracle: I have made a decision to trust you.
Meg: A horrible decision, really.
-Tangled
Grover: I mean it's crazy-
Percy: how we finish each other's-
Grover: SANDWICHES!
Percy: tHaT's wHaT i wAs gOnNa sAy!!
-Frozen
Otis: South America.
Otis: It's like America.
Otis: *getting a faraway look*
Otis: bUt sOuTh-
-Up
Magnus: Is this heaven?
Samirah: No.
Magnus: Is it H-E-"double hockey sticks?"
Mallory: Hell?
Halfborn: Hell?
TJ: hElL?
Gunilla: *looking absolutely done with everyone* Quiet, coyotes.
-Soul
Leo: Don't miss out on the joys of life. Like, uh, pizza.
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