Riordanverse Oneshots, Rants and More

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As Nico hasn't had proper education since Westover Hall, he would casually summon ghosts of famous writers, heroes of old and so on to learn stuff.

One thing he definitely learnt form these experiences, however, is to never EVER summon Shakespeare. His innuendos and long speeches were unbearable for the poor teen.

One time, Nico was casually eating an apple while Newton was teaching him about his three laws of motion. A loud gasp was heard from the deceased man and Nico almost dropped his apple, which only made Newton gasp louder. 

The man then proceeded to attack the apple viciously with a broken twig muttering Old English profanities about 'apples being dangerous for his hair' while the son of Hades could only watch with a look of shock and amusement on his face.