"What happened with Lost last night?"
"Yeah, I heard she fucked up big time."
"She didn't fuck up. Not exactly. I mean, she just... got carried away."
"Well, what happened?"
"You know how she kinda needs sex?"
"Yeah..."
"Well, she got a little carried away with one of the customers. Practically raped the poor woman. Okay, maybe not raped, but-"
"Oh, my god!"
"Yeah, it was nuts."
"Who stopped her?"
"I did. With help from Shar, Nicci, and Jen."
"What did Marv do about her?"
"It was intense. I've never seen Marv pissed before."
"Yeah. It was in total shock."
"What happened?"
"Marv totally started screaming at Lost. Like, pure, super scary stuff. Poor thing got on her knees and started crying."
"No way!"
"She did not."
"It's true!"
"Lost crying? I don't believe you."
"Believe me or not, it's what happened. Right, Shar?"
"She's telling the truth, sug."
"Marv even made Lost kiss all our feet. I'm talking lips to toes. No joke. I didn't think she'd actually do it, but she did. She crawled to each of us, kissed our feet, then thanked us for stopping her from going further with that woman."
"Marv actually made her do that?"
"And she did it?"
"She sure did."
"She must really be attached to Marv to do something so humiliating."
"Or Marv must be some serious shit and Lost's scared of her."
"Whatever the case, she did it. She seemed to want to do it, just to make Marv happy."
"Yeah. I noticed that too, sug. When Marv told Lost she wouldn't be pleased with her, Lost looked like someone just stepped on her heart. It was so sad I almost couldn't take it."
"She must have some hardcore feelings for Marv."
"Yeah..."
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"Lost seriously needs to get laid then, so Marv doesn't go apeshit on her again."
"Oh, she did."
"Get laid?"
"Yup."
"What? When?"
"Last night."
"What? Did you have sex with her? You have to tell us about it!"
"Speak up, Jen."
"Tell us!"
"I didn't have sex with her!"
"Then who did?"
"Nicci."
"Shut up."
"Seriously."
"..."
