Beyoncé: 20 years old, intelligent, single and independent. She always gets her way. Her father is the most powerful man in the US, so that adds to her cockiness. Her whole life will change when she is kidnapped. Jay-z has helped her father with mon...
"Sooo...what are you doing? What is that white thing on your face? Are you trying to paint a butterfly?" Asks Shawn perplexed. I giggle. Even though I put make-up on every single day, he still doesn't get the whole process.
"No, dumba*s. I'm putting on concealer, this is a lighter shade than my skin because it's supposed to bring out my face. The contour, which is a darker shade, is supposed to create shadows. Basic make-up 101." I say as I continue applying my Tarte medium-tan honey. I have days when I like a bright under eye and days when I like the subtle look. Today we are going to go out to this Italian restaurant and I really want to get glammed up. I have my dress picked out, my heels, my jewelry, purse, all that. I decided to wear my natural hair, curls à la Beyoncé.
"You know that you don't need make-up right?" He asks and my hand freezes. I look straight into the mirror and I stare at his reflection.
"You have 1 minute to rephrase that." I say as I hold his gaze through the mirror.
"Um, well, I mean, ugh-... Oh, ohhh, I love it when you use that conc-...conc-...concretion it brings out your eyes!" He babbles and I can't hold my laugh so I burst out cackling.
"HAHAHAHAHAAAAA OH MY GOD! CONCRETION? WHA' IS THAAA'? LORD HELP ME!" I say as I make the sign of the cross and I put my hand on my chest.
"What? What did I say wrong?" He whines.
"IT'S CONCEALER!!!" I scream as I start laughing even harder. He gets up annoyed and he leaves me in the bathroom. "Dear God this man is so stupid on so many levels." I mumble as I wipe my tears and I proceed to finish my make-up.
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