It's Called Being Sassy

True Colours

Mercedes sighs as Puck blanks on an answer. "Noah!"

"Mama, I don't get this stuff!" He moans.

Quinn hits him with a pillow. "What's wrong with you?!"

"Ow! Q?! Ow!" He tries to protect himself.

Mike's cracking up while Sam's watching with wide eyes.

Mercedes takes the pillow from Quinn but hits Puck as well. "You can do this! You're just not!"

"I want a turn!" Tina pouts.

Mercedes gives Tina her own pillow as Quinn picks up another. All three begin whaling on Puck.

Mike falls off the bed.

The door bursts open. "What's all this noise?!"

"Mini Mama! Help!" Puck calls out.

Marcy surveys the scene. "Q, we got Mommy and Me."

"So no help?"

Quinn throws the pillow at his head. "We can go."

"Ooh! I wanna go!" Tina leaves Puck alone.

"What about helping me study?" Puck groans.

"You want them to beat you to death?" Marcy raises a brow.

"No but I want to graduate! My retest is tomorrow!"

"Take a break. Go do something then get back to studying. Reading the same passages over and over will not make you remember them."

He sighs and leans back against the bed.

"I want to go to Mommy and Me!" Tina's loud.

"Have a baby." Marcy tells her.

Mike stops laughing and starts coughing.

"Yay!" Tina stands and begins jumping on Mercedes' big bed.

"Mama said we could knock her up." Puck shuts his books.

Quinn looks at Mercedes. "You want to get pregnant?"

Marcy grimaces. "Yikes!"

Mercedes repeats what she told Puck at her photo-shoot. "But we aren't stuck here."

"I wanna be a dad!" Sam frowns.

"Sammy!"

"I think we need a real plan for this." Mike gets up, sweating.

"You do. But not right now." Marcy shakes her head. "If I'm late to Mommy and Me because of you six, Beth's going to be an orphan."

"Okay, alright!" Quinn gets off the bed.

"Can we come to Mommy and Me with you?" Mercedes does want to come. "We can stay in the back."

"I don't know if it works that way." Marcy frowns. "I want Ellen to come."

Mercedes claps. "Ask your lady if we can come!"

Marcy rolls her eyes and takes her phone from her back pocket. She texts the inquiry. "She says if all the women agree."

"I hope they do." Tina wiggles.

"Come with us and if they say no, you can go shopping."

"Yay!"

MJ

"So?" Mike says when Mercedes, Quinn and Tina come in her room.

"They let us stay!" Tina hugs him.

"That's cool but I meant this talk of children."

"I say you pick straws on who'll marry who and discuss birth control and timing." Marcy jokes from the door.