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15th October 2014

15th October 2014

Unknown number: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Anah: Thanks.

Unknown number: I bought you a present.

Anah: You did?

Unknown number: It’s in your locker.

Anah: How do you know my combination?

Unknown number: Ninja skills?

Anah: Sure.

Unknown number: Just hurry up and go get it! I’m dying to see your reaction.

Anah: Jeez. So demanding. Fine, I’ll go right now.

Anah: Oh, my God! Thank you. I love it.

Unknown number: I thought you might.

Anah: Now, I really love it.

Unknown number: It’s just an Eagles cd, Anah.

Anah: To you.

Unknown number: Whoa. You are so weird.

Anah: But I’m your kind of weird.

Unknown number: :)

Anah: Not to sound ungrateful, though, but do you know what would have been a much better present?

Unknown number: What?

Anah: A name.

Unknown number: Hubert is a name.

Anah: But it’s not your name.

Unknown number: How do you know?

Anah: Because there isn’t a Hubert in our class.

Unknown number: Hadn’t thought of that.

Anah: You’re changing the subject! Damn it… I hate it when you do that!

Unknown number: Haha. I’m not even sure why I try anymore. You always suss me out.

Anah: So… back on topic. Name?

Unknown number: Oh, look. A bird.

Anah: Honey Bun…

Unknown number: I really am warming to that name.

Anah: You’re still avoiding the issue.

Unknown number: Why do you wanna know so bad?

Anah: Because… why wouldn’t I want to know the name of the boy who I’m messaging?!

Unknown number: Because you will stop messaging me?

Anah: I’m not that shallow, you know. Plus, when I tell my family tonight about you, I’d like to tell them your name.

Unknown number: You’re gonna tell your family about me?

Anah: Yeah… as soon as I work out how to explain what we are.

Unknown number: DTR?

Anah: What the hell does that mean?

Unknown number: Define The Relationship.

Anah: I should have known that, right?

Unknown number: It’s ok, babe. I know you’re not an acronym kinda girl.

Anah: So, DTR?

Unknown number: Well, not that this is any help to you, but when I told my parents about you, I kinda just blurted out that I was in love with you…

Anah: Oh… right.

Unknown number: Don’t look so panicked, Anah. I’m not saying that’s how you should go about it. Like I said, that isn’t really any help to you.

Anah: I might just ask Haley for help. She’s usually good in these kinds of situations.

Anah: She says I should lie and make up a name for you.

Unknown number: Can I choose a name?

Anah: No. I’m gonna have a little fun with this.

Unknown number: Oh, God. Am I gonna end up with a really stupid name?

Anah: I don’t know. Are you, Hubert?

Unknown number: *groan*

Anah: That was a joke. I’m gonna go with Austin. You know, after Austin Powers? International Man of Mystery.

Unknown number: The Spy Who Shagged Me?

Anah: Ok, maybe not Austin, then.

Unknown number: How about ‘Jacob’?

Anah: Yeah, that’ll work better.

Anah: Wait… is that your real name?

Unknown number: No, it’s not.

Anah: Shame. It’s a great name.

Unknown number: So, I’m Jacob, your… what, exactly?

Anah: That’s for me to know… and you not to know ;)