You Have ONE New Message

24th November 2014

24th November 2014

Matt: Morning, beautiful.

Anah: Hey.

Matt: Why do you look like you're plotting something?

Anah: *innocent face* I am not.

Matt: *sighs* That's a yes.

Anah: Today is initiation day.

Matt: Initiation of what?

Anah: The Get Maggie and Sutter Together plan.

Matt: You're actually gonna do this?

Anah: Yeah... why? Don't you think it's a good idea?

Matt: It's a terrible idea.

Anah: It's a stroke of genius, Matthew.

Matt: A recipe for disaster... that's what this is.

Anah: You doubt my matchmaking skills?

Matt: In a way, yeah...

Anah: Whatever. I'm still gonna do it.

Matt: Fine... Then I shall support you.

Matt: But I reserve the right to say 'I told you so' at the end.

Anah: As do I.

Matt: What's the first phase?

Anah: I'm gonna drag Haley and Maggie over to crash their lunch.

Matt: Because that won't be suspicious.

Anah: I'm as subtle as a... a... a...

Matt: A...?

Anah: Ok, so I'm not subtle at all, but that's not the point.

Matt: And once you crash their lunch... what happens next?

Anah: A group date.

Matt: A group date?

Anah: Yep. Maggie and Sutter. Ben and Haley. Jake and Eden. And me.

Matt: Three couples... and you?

Anah: Ah... a flaw in my flawless plan.

Matt: *smirks* Flawless plan?

Anah: Don't knock it, Honey Bun.

Matt: What's Plan B?

Anah: Oh, wait! I've got it!

Anah: Brenton Lewis.

Matt: *narrow eyes* Come again?

Anah: He owes me... After he went all pervy on me, he owes me.

Matt: Definitely not linking this plan.

Anah: Well, unless you're gonna unmask yourself and come along with me, Brenton is all I have.

Matt: *gritted teeth* I HATE THIS PLAN!

Anah: Yeah, well. Suck it up because I'm about to go into the lion's den.

Matt: Huh?

Anah: It's a metaphor... I'm approaching their lunch table.

Matt: Good luck. Let me know how much this bombs by!

Anah: Yeah, yeah... *eye roll*

Anah: This is strange...

Matt: What?

Anah: They're getting along.

Matt: I thought that was what you wanted.

Anah: It was...

Matt: But?

Anah: They're getting along!

Matt: Again... I thought this was what you wanted.

Matt: Or isn't it?

Anah: No... it's what I wanted.

Matt: Liar.

Matt: Are you jealous?

Anah: What? No!

Matt: Then what's with the death glare that you're giving Maggie?

Anah: I am not giving her a death glare.

Matt: I can feel it from all the way over here.

Anah: And where exactly is here?

Matt: Away from the imminent fall out zone.

Anah: Whatever.

Anah: I am not jealous.

Matt: I should hope not!

Anah: Exactly. I have you...

Matt: The question is... do I have you?

Anah: Of course you do!

Matt: Just making sure.

Anah: Ok... I'll admit that it's a little... difficult to watch them flirt... but I am not jealous.

Anah: Surely you know what it's like to see your old crush flirting with someone else.

Matt: Nope.

Matt: But I do know what it's like to have my girlfriend getting jealous over her old crush's flirtation with someone else!

Anah: *gasps*

Anah: Oh, my God! Matt.... I am so sorry.

Anah: I wasn't thinking.

Anah: I didn't mean anything by it! I swear!

Matt: Are you crying?

Anah: *sniffles* No.

Matt: Babe... I was just messing around! Don't cry! *hug*

Anah: I am so sorry!

Anah: You were right! This plan was stupid!

Matt: No, it wasn't. Maybe this is what you need.

Anah: What? Getting jealous over an old crush?

Matt: As crazy as it sounds... yeah.

Anah: That does sound crazy!

Matt: Get it out of your system. Watch him move on.

Anah: Yeah... you're right.

Matt: I very rarely am, but this time, I shall take it!

Anah: Matt?

Matt: Anah?

Anah: I love you a lottle.

Matt: I love you a lottle, too.

Anah: And I promise it's just you that I want!

Matt: Ditto, Penguin.