11th September 2014
Unknown number: Good morning, friend.
Anah: Go away.
Unknown number: Why?
Anah: I don’t know who you are!
Unknown number: Fair point, but you kinda do know who I am.
Anah: Doubtful. How did you even get my number? Only my close friends and family have it.
Unknown number: From a friend of a friend.
Anah: Which friend?
Unknown number: I can’t disclose that information because I’m pretty sure you’re feeling homicidal right now. Plus, I like your friend of a friend.
Anah: Whatever. So, who are you?
Unknown number: Clueless and useless.
Anah: Who?
Unknown number: From your advice column.
Anah: Oh, right. Unrequited Love Guy.
Unknown number: That’s what you call me behind my back?
Anah: Used to be. Now I call you ‘Creeper’.
Unknown number: Harsh.
Anah: But true.
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Short StoryWhen Anah Miller, agony aunt to the whole of Hastings Academy, replies to Clueless and Useless' e-mail about his unrequited love, little does she know that's she's opened Pandora's Box. A few days later, when she receives a text from an unknown numb...
