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20th November 2014

20th November 2014

Matt: Morning, beautiful.

Anah: Hi, Hi... which ironically means 'bye' in Finnish.

Matt: I'm not even gonna ask.

Anah: Wise.

Matt: Haha... so, this is gonna sound a little premature.

Anah: Yes, I will marry you.

Matt: That wasn't the question, Babe. But good to know that you'd say 'yes' when I do ask.

Anah: *sad face*

Anah: What was the question, then?

Matt: What do you want for Christmas?

Anah: Christmas is weeks away.

Matt: Christmas Day is 5 weeks today, Penguin.

Anah: No it isn't. Don't lie.

Matt: I would never lie to you... it's in 5 weeks.

Anah: Oh, God! I haven't even started shopping!

Matt: Nor me... but I'm gonna get started on Saturday and I need to know what you want.

Anah: All I want for Christmas is you.

Matt: Why are you quoting song lyrics?

Anah: I wasn't... or I was, but not intentionally.

Matt: Oh, right... well, I would very much like you for Christmas, too.

Matt: But what else can I get you?

Anah: I don't know... Surprise me.

Matt: You hate surprises, Babe.

Anah: Yeah, that's true...

Anah: I don't mind. I like everything.

Matt: You didn't like the statue your Gran bought you.

Anah: It looked like a transvestite! And how do you even know about that?!

Matt: I'm omnipresent.

Matt: It means I'm everywhere.

Anah: *eye roll* You say that like I didn't know what it meant.

Matt: Covering all my bases.

Matt: And you hated that Christmas jumper you other Gran sent you.

Anah: In my defence, it was hideous.

Matt: I know... I saw the photos.

Anah: Where on earth did you see the photos?!

Matt: Eden's Facebook.

Anah: I'm gonna have to kill her.

Matt: Please don't... Orange is not your color.

Anah: Thanks...

Matt: Hey, it's not like you haven't said it already!

Anah: I'm allowed to say it! You aren't!

Matt: As your boyfriend, it's my duty to tell you these things.

Anah: As my boyfriend, it's your duty to tell me I look beautiful in everything!

Matt: Of course you look beautiful in everything...

Anah: You've dug yourself half way to China, Buddy. There's no coming back now.

Matt: Not even if I get you the most epic of epic Christmas presents?

Anah: Conundrum.

Matt: That's what you want?

Matt: What exactly is that?

Anah: It's my current state of mind...

Matt: My current state of mind is confuzzled.

Anah: That's not a word.

Matt: It might not be a word, but it is a feeling. Confused and puzzled.

Anah: Ditto. You lost me.

Matt: It was you who lost me first!

Anah: Let's backtrack... if you get me the most epic of epic Christmas presents then I will consider letting you come back from China.

Matt: But I'm not in China...

Matt: Do you still want Conundrum for Christmas?

Anah: *bangs head on table*

Matt: Is that a no to Conundrum?

Anah: Just get me whatever you want.

Matt: Free reign?

Anah: As long as it's not underwear, and it's something that I can show my folks.

Matt: So, no trips to Victoria's Secret?

Anah: Is that a rhetorical question?

Anah: Do not, under any circumstances, go anywhere near Victoria's Secret.

Matt: Shucks... Underwear were my Plan Z.

Anah: Like you even know what size I am.

Matt: Wanna bet?

Anah: There is no way on earth you could possibly know...

Matt: ;) That's for me to know and you to never find out.

Anah: You just took this whole creeping thing to another level.

Matt: Just kiddin', Penguin. I have no idea what size you are... Although I do plan on finding out :)

Anah: Not any time soon, Buddy.

Matt: A guy can dream.

Anah: Then he'll be dreaming forever!

Matt: You know you love me...

Anah: Unfortunately.

Matt: Love you too.