12th September 2014
Unknown number: Morning! Happy Friday!
Anah: Well, aren’t you a cheery morning person.
Unknown number: Only on Fridays, beautiful.
Anah: Creeper.
Unknown number: You make me laugh.
Anah: Thanks?
Unknown number: You’re welcome.
Anah: Annoying.
Unknown number: ‘Annoying’ has a nicer ring to it than ‘Creeper’.
Anah: What’s your take on Annoying Creeper?
Unknown number: You hurt me with your words, dearest Anah.
Anah: You annoy me with your creeping.
Unknown number: Touché. Enjoy Calc.
Anah: Wait, what?
Unknown number: Uh, enjoy Calc?
Anah: How do you know I have Calc now? CREEP!
Unknown number: You love me already.
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Short StoryWhen Anah Miller, agony aunt to the whole of Hastings Academy, replies to Clueless and Useless' e-mail about his unrequited love, little does she know that's she's opened Pandora's Box. A few days later, when she receives a text from an unknown numb...