10th November 2014
Matt: Good morning, beautiful.
Anah: No it isn’t.
Matt: It’s eight am… it’s definitely morning.
Anah: But it’s not a good one.
Matt: Why? What’s happened?
Anah: I don’t get a clue today.
Matt: Did you check your locker yet?
Anah: No… is there a clue?
Anah: So excited!
Anah: Ok… so not a clue.
Matt: But it does come a very close second, right?
Anah: Haribo Twin Cherries always does!
Matt: How come you like cherry flavor things, but you don’t actually like real cherries?
Anah: I don’t like the texture of cherries…
Matt: The texture?
Anah: It’s hard to explain so just roll with it.
Matt: Raisins are humiliated grapes.
Anah: That’s a line from a movie, Matthew.
Matt: I hate that name.
Anah: I love it… Matthew.
Matt: Anyway, back on topic- yes, that was a line from a movie. A movie you made me watch, in fact.
Anah: Benny and Joon… I know.
Anah: Cherry chap stick!
Matt: Yeah, but just don’t go around kissing any girls.
Anah: Huh?
Matt: Like the song.
Anah: What song?
Matt: I Kissed a Girl.
Anah: I kinda guessed that you might have kissed girls before, but I still don’t get what that has to do with the song.
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Short StoryWhen Anah Miller, agony aunt to the whole of Hastings Academy, replies to Clueless and Useless' e-mail about his unrequited love, little does she know that's she's opened Pandora's Box. A few days later, when she receives a text from an unknown numb...
