OPPOSITES. ✔️ [editing]

19.8

"Holy fucking shit I'm getting married in twenty minutes!" Jungkook shouted as he held into Jimin's shoulders and shook him for the umpteenth time.

"If you shake me one more time, when we get to the church I'll push you into that baptism pool and you'll feel Jesus Christ until you drown." Jimin threatened which pushed Jungkook to remove his hands from his best friend's shoulders.

"Jungkook-ah," Seokjin called out as he snaked his arm around Jungkook's waist "You'll be fine. Stop freaking out, today is supposed to be the best day of your life so don't stress about it."

"Okay hyung."

Jimin took a seat on the first row and turned his phone on to see he had received a message from his fiancé.

yoongi
is jungkook ready to get hitched?

jimin
eh

partially

yoongi
tae said to tell you guys to hurry up

jimin
okay baby

how's tae holding up?

yoongi
wEll, the priest is this 👌🏻 close to kicking us out of the church because of tae's uncontrollable cursing

oh shit

he just told the priest that he is God's bitch and that he should shove the crucifix up his ass to please his master

jimin
for fucks sake🤦🏻

yoongi
we've just been kicked out of the church...

jimin
W H A T

jungkook is going to flip the fuck out

yoongi
tae said don't tell him

jimin
theb what the fuck are we supposed to do? they're supposed to be getting married in less than 20 minutes!

yoongi
shut the fuck up jimidget

jimin
tae?? what are you gonna do???

yoongi
mark's on the phone now, he's sorting something out for us and he's also ordained to perform a wedding legally so he can marry me and kook??

jimin
where the hell do we bring kook then?

yoongi
mark said to the grand hyatt in seoul. type it into the gps and don't bring kook until half an hour is up, we have to tell the guests about the change as well.

jimin
you're a fucking idiot taehyung

yoongi
SHIT THE FUCK UP JIMIN I WAS PUTTING THAT BITCH OF GOD IN HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE

PRAY TO THAT BITCH

jimin
i'm losing brain cells just by talking to you, shut up😒

yoongi
we have to go now

bye jiminie i love you x