OPPOSITES. ✔️ [editing]

6.3

jimthefuckout
yoongi

babybear💕
jiminie?

jimthefuckout
since when we're you so savage? i thought you didn't like being rude to people🤔

babybear💕
i don't like being rude to people

jimthefuckout
then what was that on the group chat?

babybear💕
a collection of things you've said that i remembered😊

jimthefuckout
when the fuck did i say jungkook should go back to the tropical island his coconut looking self came from?

babybear💕
when we were looking at hotels in hawaii for our first holiday together

jimthefuckout
taehyung?

babybear💕
almost every time you come to my apartment and instantly connect to my wifi

jimthefuckout
... i do?

babybear💕
uh huh, seokjin when we watched snow white two days ago, hoseok when you were texting seokjin and talking about the others and namjoon when he broke two glasses at your apartment

jimthefuckout
i said all those things?

babybear💕
yes

jimthefuckout
where did castrating me come from then?

babybear💕
"i'll fucking castrate that coconut looking ass fetus if he calls my baby yoongay ever again."

jimthefuckout
OH SHIT I'M MORE SAVAGE THAN SEOKJIN AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE

but baby, let them think you're the savage one okay😘

babybear💕
okay😊

jimthefuckout
what's your worst insult then baby?

babybear💕
earhole

jimthefuckout
... what?

babybear💕
earhole

jimthefuckout
asshole?

babybear💕
no, earhole

jimthefuckout
yoongi, why earhole? 😂

babybear💕
earhole is my best insult because your ear can get infected while healing and there's always the risk of then ripping out of your ear, not forgetting you can get judged for having your ears pierced.

jimthefuckout
i give up with you baby

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.... angel😂