OPPOSITES. ✔️ [editing]

18.7

'mean boys 💅🏻'

jungkook
attention gay, gayer and gayest

taehyung
which is???

jungkook
you're fucking slow🤦🏻

jimin
bestO

allow me to fill you in

yoongi
gay= all

gayer= namjoon, seokjin

gayest= well... taehyung🤷🏻

jimin
babe🙁

yoongi
sorrysorry, i know you wanted to but i couldn't help myself. but, i'll make it up to you

jimin
how??

yoongi
you'll see, my love💕

hoseok
ew stop flirting

🤮

taehyung
hoseokie~ we know you're salty about you're break up with jongin

but

shUt tHe fUck uP yoUr oPiniOn isN't vAluEd

jungkook
where's seokjin and namjoon? i want everyone to be here for my next big announcement☹️

taehyung
hold on baby, i'll bell seokjin's line

jungkook
thank you husband-to-be❤️

jimin
you know exactly what they're doing kook, why even ask

yoongi
shhh, jiminie. it's coming

jungkook
any second now...

taehyung
WHY THE FUCK DOES SEOKJIN ANSWER THE PHONE MID WAY THROUGH SEX MY ESES NEED TO BE CLEANSED

JUNGKOOOOOOK

OUR WEDDING IS THIS WEEKEND, I NEED TO FIND JESUS DEEP WITHIN MYSELF

HELL I'LL EVEN FIND ALLAH WHILE I'M AT IT

jimin
is this it?

yoongi
i thought it was obvious..

jimin
imao good luck being married to that kook-ah, you're going to need it🤞🏻

jungkook
tell me about it🙄

taehyung
😒

jungkook-ah, i don't think you understand just how simple it is to snatch that ring from you and return it.

jungkook
*editt: SHUT THE FUCK UP JIMIN TAEHYUNG IS THE PERFECT MAN AND I WOULDN'T HAVE HIM ANY OTHER WAY

wow

that was a wholesome truth as well😮

taehyung
glad to know your priorities are straight, baby boy💙