I was so ecstatic! Me, working for Elon? Elon and I, in the same sentence? I'm so proud of me. I drove home in my Roadster, humming the tune "I Got a Golden Ticket," I have never been so happy in my entire existence.
When I arrived home, the first thing I did was contact my old high school buddies and rub my success in all of their faces.
"Haha, I told you I would work for him ELON time ago! You guys thought I was kidding!"
They all hung up because they didn't care, but they just suck. I work for Elon now, I don't need them. Instead I told my dog all about it, he can't hang up on me. I went to the store later on, so I can show off to random people that I worked for Elon.
I wandered the chip aisle, and a little kid was running around. I stopped him and said "Guess what?"
"Chicken butt?"
"No, I work for Elon Musk and you don't, haha loser."
As he started to cry, I grabbed some barbecue chips, and went to the soda aisle. An old woman was backing out on a mobility scooter. I stopped her and said "I work for Elon Musk, and you can't because you're old and will die soon."
She didn't hear me because she turned out to have a broken hearing aid, but oh well. I grabbed a Pepsi, and went to the check out.
As the cashier scanned my items, she asked "How are you?"
"Great, I got a job from Elon Musk."
She didn't talk to me after that, I gave her my money, and said "There will be a lot more where that came from soon." and winked at her. She still ignored me, and I left feeling like a million Teslas.
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Fanfiction(PLEASE READ THE LAST CHAPTER!!!) I applied to be Elon Musk's personal assistant. (Meaning I would write stuff down and stuff) He hired me, and I was excited. Ever since I was 16 I have admired this man. He's so smart, and I want his Big Brain to fi...
