Group chat with the Sidemen

Fourteen

*Private messages between Simon and Savanna*

Savanna: So when are we going on this date then?

Simon: How about Wednesday night?

Savanna: Sounds good 😊 where are you going to take me because I need to organise an outfit if you're taking me somewhere fancy 😂

Simon: Probably just a dinner, I'll book a reservation and then tell you how fancy it is on a scale of ten how does that sound?

Savanna: Sounds great 😉 I'm actually quite excited for this date and I mean that because I very rarely get excited for dates so I'm hoping that this will be fun 😂😆

Simon: You know so am I, I would say that I get excited for dates on a regular basis but I hardly ever go on dates 😓

Savanna: Aw that's so sweet Simon that makes you sound so innocent and cute, don't worry the last date I went on was with my boyfriend and that was about four months ago so I wouldn't worry about it 😕😉

Simon: Well that makes me feel a little bit better 😊 but 'cute' really? You call your dog or someone's baby cute but not the person you're going on a date with and 'innocent'! 😭😕😉

Savanna: You're so hard to please Simon! Take a compliment once in a while because believe me I don't dish them out on a regular basis, but if you want a proper compliment I think your eyes are gorgeous shade of blue 💙💙 and your hair is OH MY GOD😱😱😱😱😭😭😭

Simon: The reason I don't take compliments that easily as other people is because I don't get given that often but thanks, and since you complimented me I thought that I would do the same. Well your smile is gorgeous and contagious, and I'm not going to lie your arse is pretty fine tbh but I can't pick the best ones because you're perfect in every single way to me ❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💯

Savanna: Fucking hell I think I just died 😱😱😭😭😭

Simon: Shame now we can't go on our date 😉

Savanna: Okay I'm alive again don't worry 😉

Simon: Good because I don't think my life would be the same if you were gone

Savanna: Seriously Simon stop killing me with kindness I can't take it anymore!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

Simon: I can't stop 😏😏