Alsina's Boys

Hypocrite

Miri POV-

"You gotta move." I put on an apron.

Auggie looked at me like I was crazy. He was in the kitchen cooking.

"I said you got to move. My lady hungry. Chop, chop." I clapped my hands indicating I needed him
To move so I could cook Morgan breakfast.

"I thought you didn't cook for women."
He said making scrambled eggs.

"I never said that." I got the bacon out the fridge.

"So now you got amnesia."

"When did I say I don't cook for women?" I got the bacon out.

"When O was cooking for Sata. You said we were soft because we cooked for our women."

"I never said that. Move."

"I'm not moving until I'm done. And you are so full of shit." Auggie shook his head.

"No that's you putting words in my mouth. Hurry up."

Auggie got out his cellphone and facetimed O.

"Hey bro. What's up?" O answered.

"Guess whose up cooking breakfast for a lady?" Auggie said.

"Not Mr. Mayo on bread?" He laughed.

"Yes. Mr. These women be on me like
Mayo on bread." Auggie turned the camera toward me.

"First off I never said I didn't cook for women. I said, ain't no woman gon hit me with a selfie stick, then Imma cook her breakfast."

"You see how his story changes?" Auggie looked into the camera.

"Shame." O laughed.

"How y'all doing man? You and Sata?" Auggie asked.

"we good. Trying to get her mentally ready for her surgery soon. Trying to get my building finished so I can get to work."

"Bro Imma need a job after graduation. Got a family now."

"Ra pregnant?" O asked.

"Yeah man." Auggie cheesy ass smiled. He was such a fucking cornball. Ra had his ass whipped from sea to shining sea. Ain't that what they say in the national anthem. 😂😂😂😂

"Wow. Congrats man. And you know I got you. I think it would be cool for us to do it together. Keep it in the fam."

"Fasho." Auggie said.

"Your mama know?" O asked.

"Nah. I ain't told nobody yet besides Cals and Miri. They was here when it happened so. But Imma tell her soon. I don't want her to show up at graduation and she find out."

"Well bro, Imma put you on my prayer list. You gon need it."

Auggie laughed. "Yeah do that."

"Well I'm supposed to meet Sata at court, let me go before I'm late."

"Aight."