Harry: And then I was like, 'No! A cow goes Moo!' -cracks up-
Liam: Harry
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Niall: We were there.
Zayn: And you've said it a billion times already.
Louis: It's not funny anymore.
Harry: Well, how about this one. A chicken-
Niall: SHUT UP! I'M HUNGRY. SHUT UP UNLESS YOU HAVE CHICKEN.
Zayn: Here, mate. It's not chicken, but hopefully it'll do.
Niall:
Niall: It's....
Niall: BEAUTIFUL! C'MERE, YOU! -tackles him and kisses his cheek-
Louis: But it's only a crisp packet-
Niall: IT'S HEAVEN YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
Louis:
Harry: ....Pigs go oink.
Liam: Hey, that reminds me! I was on Twitter and saw this awesome thing of a pig dressed up in a batman cape and the symbol was in the background and it was riding a Turtlemobile! :D
Louis:
Zayn: Are we there yet? -falls asleep on Liam-
Harry: Okay, I thought of a really good joke! So a guy walks into a bar, and-
Louis: -raps on the window-
Louis: Hello, Driver? Yes, I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS DAMN BUS.
