69: He Accidentally Swears In Front Of Your Child

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Harry: "Fuck" Harry mumbled just as his foot hit the side of the table. "Fuck!" Darcy repeated from the other side of the room giggling as she clapped her hands together. Harry ran to Darcy, scooping her up into his arms, "That's a bad word Darcy" Harry lectured, "Don't say it". Darcy shook her head laughing "Fuck!" Darcy jumped out of Harry's arms running away as Harry chased after her. "I told you not to say it!!" Harry called trying to find her as she continued to yell "FUCK!"

Louis: "What a dick" Louis shouted at the TV when his favourite team lost the ball. "What's a dick daddy?" Your 5 year-old son, Leo asked with confused eyes. Louis let out a breath knowing what he started, "A dick is a bad word" Louis responded, "But-" "I only said it because I was angry" Louis finished. "But what does it mean?" Leo questioned. "It's something only us guys have". "Ohhh" Leo whispered, slowly getting the idea., "Why don't girls have one though?" . Louis bit his lip trying not to laugh, "because they have a vag- do you know what? Maybe you should ask mum" Louis suggested. Leo nodded his head before going off to find you, "Mum!!" Leo yelled looking all over the house, "Why don't girls have a dick?"

Niall: "Bunch of cunts!" Niall exclaimed throwing his phone on the couch after having a bad call from management. "Cunts?!" Leslie questioned, looking up at Niall. "Don't say cunts it's a bad word!" Niall instructed, waving his finger at her. "But you said it!" Leslie reminded him, "So I could say it" Niall sighed, tugging his hair not knowing what to say. "Cunts!" Leslie giggled, excitedly. "Do me a favour Leslie" Niall said, beginning to get an idea as he dialed management's number, "Say it to them".

Liam: "Why can' the paparazzi ever shut up?!" Liam asked just as he got home to see his son waddling in front of him. "Shut up" Toby repeated, with a happy face liking the word. "Don't say that Toby!" Liam dictated, picking him up., "That's a mean word, okay?" Toby shook his head, "No!" He exclaimed, "Shut up!!" "Toby! That's a bad word! I told you not to say it!" Liam reminded furrowing his eyebrows slightly worried. Toby struggled to escape from Liam's grip, looking as though he was about to cry. "Do you promise to never say it again?" Liam questioned, slowly letting him down. Toby shook his head as he began to run away "Shut up!"

Zayn: "This is a piece of shit!" Zayn said, as he threw his broken phone into the bin. "Daddy!" Miley exclaimed, running to her father. "Yes?" Zayn groaned, slightly tired. "That's a bad word" Miley said, pointing her finger at him accusingly. "I know" Zayn sighed. "Say sorry!" Miley instructed with her piercing eyes. "I'm sorry" Zayn responded giving her an amusing look. "For what?" Miley questioned. "I'm sorry for saying the bad word" Zayn sincerley apologized. "Good Daddy!" Miley hugged Zayn tightly causing Zayn to smile widely as he scooped her in his arms. "I forgive you daddy!" Miley nodded her head looking into Zayn's eyes before running out of his arms. Zayn turned to the bin that he threw his broken phone into, Zayn kicked the bin still angry at his broken phone, "Damn piece of shit!" "Daddy!"

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