TWENTY
WHERE IS MY PHONE?
01/01/2022
New Year's Day
8:40 pm
Dear Diary
I've lost my phone and it's taken me only 8 hours to realize that fact.
No wonder I've not gotten a single text or call from my mum monitoring my movement like a monitoring spirit. I've been so busy calling people and moving around with the stupid Elvis to realize that I've freaking lost my phone and the only place I can think of is the damned vehicle of the good Samaritan: Justin.
I must have tried so hard to keep things intact that I neglected the most important thing—God! I feel so genuinely stupid right now.
Or didn't I take it before leaving the house?—no! I did, I can't leave the house without my phone and my earphones; that is the rule 101 of my life as a four-year introverted girl; besides, I'm very sure I had it in my bag all through the traffic or how else would I have even survived a minute of it?
God, I feel so stupid!
Where's my phone?!
Bye for now
The stupid Shaniqua
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Diary of the Crazy Shaniqua Bello
HumorShaniqua Bello is a 24 year old graduate navigating through life in the busy city of Lagos and THIS is her diary.
