The next day at lunch, Mike was having his comedy class. As he talked, Jamie came in and sat by Tylor, making him smile when he saw her.
"While becoming a Jokester makes kids laugh, you'll have to be careful," Mike said, cleared his throat, then requested, "Otis, if you will."
Otis then played the piano.
[Mike:]
"Comedy can be dangerous, my friends
I'll tell you why
When kids laugh and giggle
They could split a gut
With a chortle, they could crack up
Beware, there is the chance
You could make a kid laugh so hard
They'd pee their pants
Fall out of bed, hit their head
While rolling on the floor
Their bodies shake, sides will ache
They'll laugh until they're sore There's a funny bone, a danger zone
Someplace no one knows
If you hit that zone, hold the phone
Milk shoots out their nose
Kids are fragile
Careful not to scoff
Your joke can make
Their heads and butts fall off
Jokes and gags hit 'em hard
With punch lines, so I've read
You could leave a kid in stitches
Or even knock 'em dead"
"Knock-knock," Roze said.
"Who's there?" Mike asked.
"Police," she replied.
"Police, who?" he wondered.
"Police end this song," Roze told him, making Mike stare blankly at her.
This earned a few chuckles from the class as Otis finished the song.
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A/N I like the comedy classes at the end of each episode. XD Anyway, that's it for now! See ya in the next episode!
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