PeterxNed One-Shots

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This is a collection of short stories revolving around Peter Parker and Ned Leeds from the Marvel Universe. I... Mai multe

Author's Note
Broken(Angst)
Sick Day(Fluff)
Plan Interwebs(Fluff/Humor)
Plan Interwebs Part 2 (fluff/humor)
Plan Interwebs Part 3(Fluff/Humor)
Plan Interwebs Part 4(Fluff/Humor)
Wisdom Teeth(Fluff/Humor)
Gone(Angst)
Punch(Fluff/Angst)
Sleepover(Fluff/Humor)
Questions For PeterNed(Fluff/Humor)
Otp Prompts(Fluff/Humor)
SpiderBite(Fluff/Humor)
Babysitting (Fluff/Angst)
Laundry Mat AU(Fluff/Humor)
Coming Out(Fluff/Humor)
Interwebs Child Part One(Angst)
Interwebs Child Part Two(Angst)
Interwebs Child Part Three(Angst)
DC Trip(Fluff/Angst)
Fondue (Fluff/Humor)
Hold My Hand(Fluff)
Suicide (Angst)
Dream(Fluff-ish)
Dark(Fluff-ish)
Why Are People Looking At Us?(Fluff)
Stars(Fluff)
Cancer 1/2(Angst)
Cancer 2/2(Angst)
Adobo(Fluff/Humor)
Miniskirt(Humor)
Cooties(Fluff/Humor)
Vodka Pineapples(Fluff/Humor)
Cinnamon(Fluff/Humor)
Happy Pride(Fluff)
Love Advice From IronDad(Fluff/Humor)
Slushy(Fluff/Humor)
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SPIDERMAN (Fluff/Humor)
Avengers+ Group Chat(Humor)
"Special" Brownies(Humor)
Spiders live in Barbie Houses(Fluff/Humor)
Sensory Overload
Spider Season(Fluff/Humor)
Pillow Talk(Fluff/Humor)
Wisdom Teeth(Fluff/Humor)
Shopping With Natasha(Fluff/Humor)
mr. stark I don't feel so good(angst)
Wakanda: Meeting Shuri(Fluff/Humor)
Venomous (Fluff/Humor)
Venomous Part Two (Fluff/Humor)
Shopping With Morgan Stark(Fluff/Humor)
Three Gay Dorks(Fluff/Humor)
Fanart(Fluff/Humor)
The Proposal (Fluff/Humor)
The Announcement (Fluff/Humor)
The Wedding (Fluff/Humor)
Wine Husbands™(Humor)
The Fight(Angst/Smut-ish)
First Time(Smut)
Avengers Group Chat 2(Humor)
Morgan's Sick(Fluff)
Painting Loki's Nails(Humor)
Blushing and Baking(Fluff)
Flower Shop Au
Tired(Angst)
Fire Escape(Fluff)
It's Been A Long, Long Time
Wine Husbands: Online (humor)
Farm Life Pt 2 (Smut/Humor)
Holiday Season (Fluff/Humor)
?Top Peter?(Smut)
Video Game Kisses(Fluff)
Homecoming Dance Practice
Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes
Peter and Ned's playlist
Valentines Day (Fluff)
Parent/Teacher Conference(humor/fluff)
Hospital AU(Fluff/Humor)
Leeds Family Reunion(Fluff)
No Way Home

Farm Life Pt 1(Smut-ish/humor)

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"How far away are we?" Peter whined while looking out the window to see rows of corn. Tony sighed from the front seat and took in a deep breath.
"Like 5 minutes kid, ask again and I'll make sure Clint gives you all the difficult chores." Tony spat out while slowly brining up a travel cup of coffee to his lips. Peter sighed and leaned his head against the window feeling the sun burn his cheeks.

Tony raised his eyes to meet the review mirror to see why exactly Peter was so annoyed. Also why the past 20 minutes were so quiet. In the small mirror he saw Ned curled up into the car seat covered in blankets completely passed out. Tony just let out a breathy laugh and shifted his eyes back onto the dirt road.

"Travel buddy fell asleep, how tragic for you." Tony muttered out each word with a thick layer of sass. Peter furrowed his eyebrows together and slumped in his seat. "It is tragic, like a whole 25 minutes of silence it's killing meeeee." Peter pouted while rubbing his eyes, a little yawn slipped out which Tony took as his chance to possibly get a few more minutes of peace.

"Just take a nap and when you wake up, we'll be at Clint's." Tony suggested hoping that Peter would stop asking him every five seconds when they would arrive. Peter just pursed his lips and sighed dramatically. He pulled a blanket off of Ned and pushed his body off the window and onto the headrest. In minutes small snores could be heard from both Peter and Ned. Tony unclenched his jaw and relaxed his shoulders, he loves Peter but the amount of grey hairs the kid had caused him is well...enough.

The drive was definitely more peaceful for Tony, he enjoyed driving the scenic route. Seeing the rows of corn and the bright blue skys and smelling the fresh air of the country. He definitely envied Clint when it came to living in the country, it must be so nice to not smell pure smug everyday. After a short while Tony noticed a tiny green mailbox with Clint's address. He turned the wheel and the car shook due to the gravel driveway. Each little pop and crunch made Tony cringe knowing the tires on his vehicle were very much going to be ruined. Even a billionaire such as himself hated ruining a nice car even when he could go buy twelve of the new model.

The large white farm style house got closer and closer with each pop of gravel. It was a gorgeous property, with acres opon acres of fresh land for livestock and crops. Along with barns and perfect little outdoor spaces for hospitality. Tony loved how simple yet extravagant the whole farm life could be. A large dog came running out barking as Tony parked the vehicle. The shinny glare off the car was very much out of place next to the beat up old Ford pickup.

Tony pulled himself out of the vehicle and dusted off his pants before taking a large breath of air. The shaggy mut came running over and jumped all over Tony, slobbering on him in the mean time. Tony tried to push it off but it playfully kept jumping onto him.

"Clint come get your flea bag rabies machine!" Tony called out dramatically while Clint busted out laughing from the porch. With one long whistle from Clint the dog quickly got off of Tony and ran back to the deck. Tony pulled down his sleeve and wiped off his durl covered face in disgust. Clint strode over to Tony and pulled him into a tight hug.

"It's been a while man, hey where's the kid?" Clint asked while peering over at the car. Tony scoffed, "what am I chopped liver! The kid's in the car." Tony pointed behind him right after Clint rolled his eyes from Tony's dramatic moment. Tony and Clint walked over the car and pulled open the door. They both snickered at the sight. Peter was practically sitting ontop of Ned, all curled into him as Peter's hands were burrowed into Ned's chest. Both were still completely passed out and Tony couldn't help but take a quick picture.

"Underoos! Underoos, Kid get uppp!" Tony called out while slowly pulling the blanket off of Peter. Peter just whined and shifted his body upwards while rubbing his sleep filled eyes. His hair suck up in different directions and his shirt was hanging off his body.

"Are we there yet?" Peter asked in a groggy tone. Tony just sighed grabbed his bag out of the trunk.

"Kid wake up your boyfriend." Clint smirked and hit of the top of the car before helping Tony with his bags.

"He's not my boy-" Peter stopped mid sentence realizing that Clint already walked away. Peter hid his blush and turned to his right to see Ned all curled up in blankets. Cute was all Peter could think while watching Ned. Peter pushed away the butterflies and lightly poked Ned. His eyes fluttered open and he let out a large yawn.

"Hey Ned we're here." Peter whispered and Ned's eyes widen. He quickly pulled off the blankets and pushed open the car door. Ned was more than excited to spend the whole entire weekend with the Avengers and Peter of course. Peter and Ned both hauled in their things into the large house. Once entering they were both hit with the smell of apples and cinnamon.

"Peter, Ned nice of you to finally join us!" Tony called out from the couch drinking a new cup of coffee. Nat quickly came running from the kitchen with a large smile. She ran up to Peter and Ned and pulled them both into a bear hug.

"Ughhh I missed my boys, you both are so grownup!" Nat practically screamed while analyzing our faces and laughing. It's been almost a year since Peter and Ned last saw Nat, but they both think they look the same, only difference is that they both can legally drive now. It was werid to see Nat in a pair of skinny jeans and black tee shirt instead of her usual leather suit getup. Her deep red hair was pulled up into a messy ponytail and she just seemed so happier.

"I missed you so much Nat!" Peter replied while hugging Natasha back. The sudden commotion caused three kids to run into the livingroom all covered in dirt and leaves. They screamed and ran throughout the room in an aggressive game of tag. They raced around Peter and Ned almost making them both fall.

"Nathaniel, Lisa, and Cooper I've about had it with the running in the house!" Laura scremed while running into the livingroom scoping up Nate into her arms giving him a death glare, it wasn't even directed at Peter and he felt it go straight through his soul. The little boy just lowered his eyes in shame and muttered out a weak "sorry" in his quiet toddler tone. Laura just sighed before wiping the sweat off her brow.

"Go clean off and get ready for dinner and then come back to clean up the floors." Laura demanded in a stern tone, Clint mouthed a small sorry to his kids as they walked away embarrassed. Peter just gave Ned a small nervous smile, it was incredibly awkward watching someone yell at their kids. Laura pulled up her hair and put on a large smile.

"You must be Peter, I'm kind of like the bad guy around here." Laura eyed back at Clint showing that he wasn't necessarily the best at disciplining. Peter just rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly while letting out a nervous chuckle.

"Yeah that's me, don't worry I understand you probably have to babysit Clint too." Peter smiled while holding out his hand to meet laura's. Clint just rolled his eyes while Nat snorted, something she only does when she's incredibly amused. Laura just sighed in agreement and peered over at Ned.

"Is this your...um-" Laura gestured towards Ned with confusion riddled on her face, it was a holiday weekend and usually people bring up their partners to meet the family, so Laura only assumed.

"Friend, my friend!" Peter yelled out, his face had gone beet red and his voice was shakey. Ned scrunched his eyebrows together and gave Peter a weird look trying to understand why Peter was being so awkward.

"Hi I'm Ned, Peter and I go to school together I'm also basically Spiderman's sidekick." Ned hummed out showing off his bright goofy smile, Peter felt a little pain in his chest from it. Laura smirked at the two before Thor practically pushed her to the side.

"Hey what the-" Laura called out before almost falling back. Thor pulled both Peter and Ned into a bone crushing hug and his laugh boomed throughout the room.

"Ah Man of Spiders and Guy in the Chair how I've missed you so!" Thor yelled through laughs still squeezing onto the pair. Peter only let out a squeak as the air was being strangled out of him. Thor dropped them and they both let out a gasp of air. Thor had his hair in a messy top bun, he wore a white tank top and lose shorts accompanied with a bright Hawaiian printed button up. Also known has the dad outfit. Bruce jumps from behind Thor with a large smile and gives both Peter and Ned normal hugs.

Bruce's curls bounced as he pulled away from the hug, his big round glasses shinned from the gold buttons on his fitten purple button up that were perfectly tucked into dark grey slacks.

"Ned I'm so glad you could make it!" Bruce cheered while interlacing his fingers with Thor's, the god(of lesbians) slowly fell into a blush from the warm touch of his husband, something Peter always found adorable. "I'm so glad I'm here too, I missed everyone so much!" Ned called out in excitement.

"Hey Lisa how bout you show Peter and Ned to their room." Laura called out from the kitchen. A younger girl came running down the stairs. She had dark brown hair and even darker eyes. She wore a simple black sweater and blue jeans. Peter assumed she was only about thirteen. Lisa gave an awkward wave before grabbing one of Peter's bags and walking into the kitchen. Ned and Peter quickly followed and noticed how homely the kitchen and dinning room was, it screamed the mid-west.

It had wooden countertops and a huge farm sink filled with multiple pots and pans but the most notable thing was the person standing in front of it.

"Sam Wilson!!!" Peter yelled out running up and hugging the Falcon from behind. Sam cringed and let out a large sigh. "Man they just let anybody stay here." His deeper voice in a annoyed tone. Sam turned around and raised an eyebrow looking over at Ned.

"Oh great more kids." Sam spat out dramatically while Peter huffed. Ned just held out his hand and Sam hesitantly shook it.

"Hey Mr.Wilson how have you been." Ned asked still holding onto his bags. Sam threw the dirty towl over his shoulder and leaned against the sink. The dirty tan towl stood out from his bright yellow crewneck that laid loosely over a pair of black skinny jeans.

"Pretty good sense the last time your boyfriend here webbed me and Bucky's hands up." Sam laughed out and Peter gulped.

"Oh ha yeah Bucky, Where is he!?" Peter called out desperately trying to change the subject and cover the fact that everyone keeps assuming that Ned is his boyfriend. Sam rolled his eyes, "I could care less about where that emo metal man is, probably upstairs boning Caption America." Sam smirked while Peter and Ned both shifted uncomfortably because really that's probably what's happening.

"Welp nice talk have fun with the dishes." Peter replied quickly and ran up the stairs that Lisa went up a few moments ago. Ned and Sam just sighed and Ned waved goodbye before following Peter. The upstairs was very cozy and had multiple doors along the hallway.

"So Bucky and Steve have the guest room, Thor and Bruce have the office with an air mattress, Nat, Sam, and Tony are going to be in mine and my siblings room, and you guys get the old nursery." Lisa explained while pointing to each room everyone was staying in. Lisa opened the door and Ned and Peter saw two twin mattresses laid on the floor next to a crib and rocking chair. Peter dropped his bags and flopped on the bed. Ned turned around to see Lisa.

"Thanks for showing us around, we'll get to know eachother more at dinner." Ned smiled kindly while Lisa shook her head in agreement before closing the door behind her. Peter rolled over on the bed, his shirt rolled up his chest and Ned couldn't help but stare at his abs. Ned blushed and gulped before quickly grabbing his bag and unpacking a few items for the night.

"So are you excited for the farm life!" Peter asked with a god awful country accent. Ned laughed and cringed at the same time.

"No you have fun with the whole milking cows and rangling chickens because I'm good." Ned replied, he definitely wasn't here for the farm life he was here to spend time with his friends. Peter stuck out his tongue and pulled himself off the bed.

"DINNER!" Laura called out and Peter's eyes lit up, he was always in for a meal.

After dinner everyone was stuffed, Laura and Steve were amazing cooks. The kitchen was finally cleaned and Laura put Cooper and Nate to bed, Lisa naturally just went up to her room, teenage angst got her there.

"Who's up for a scary movie?" Clint yelled out holding a DVD. The room seemed to be unamused by the suggestion. Luara threw up a peace sign while walking out of the room. Tony continued to make coffee acting like nothing was said.

"Don't worry Clint I'll watch the movie with you, seeing that everyone in this room is a chicken." Sam teased while flopping onto the couch. Steve just pushed Sam to side playfully while Bucky squeezed into in between the two on the couch.

"It's not about the scary parts, it's about all the gore." Steve defended feeling a little queasy even thinking about blood and guts. Bucky quickly pulled his arm around Steve and gave him a light kiss on the lips. "Don't worry doll I'll be right here." Bucky whispered in a gruff ton making Steve blush. Sam made fake puking noises before elbowing Bucky.

"What about gore! I've seen the interior of so many beasts I can take anything." Thor boomed out while dragging Bruce into the livingroom. Bruce gave Thor a pleading look practically begging him to let him leave before the movie started. Thor sat down, leaving a perfect little section for Bruce to squeeze into. A large blanket was put over the two and Natasha passed around bowls of popcorn.

"Come on Tony don't be a baby." Clint smirked while sliding in the DVD. Tony rolled his eyes and sat in the recliner sipping on his coffee.

"Whatever Clint, hey kid are you gonna watch with us?" Tony peered over at Peter, his face was riddled with fear. Peter hated horror movies ever since he saw "It". He's still afraid of sewers. Ned on the other hand loved horror flims, it was his life. Ned has probably seen every horror film made in the past 30 years. Ned had already found a spot on the floor and Peter didn't want to seem like a baby.

Peter just shook his head before lowering himself onto the carpet. Nat handed him a bowl of popcorn and drapped a blanket over the teens. The lights went dim and screen lit up the room. Peter already hated it, three people had already been stabbed to death by this creepy guy in a mask. Peter liked Disney and cartoons definitely not slasher movies.

Peter felt a tap on his shoulder and almost jumped out of his skin. He turned around to see Tony giving him a concerned glare. "Hey kid you okay?" Tony asked raising his eyebrows. Peter could barely even speak, he just simply nodded and turned back to the screen.

A young little boy heard knocking behind a door and he just kept moving closer and closer.

"Stupid ass kid don't open the door!" Bucky screamed at the T.V like the actor would hear him. Peter just giggled at Bucky's frustration. He noticed how Thor buried himself into Bruce's chest covering his eyes from the upcoming gore. This made Peter even more afraid, if the god of thunder(lesbians) can't even handle a jump scare then how will a teenager like him handle it.

Peter took in a large breath as the door opened the masked man plunged a knife into the boy's eye. Peter screamed while grabbing onto Ned's body and pushing his face deep into his shoulder. Peter knew that Ned could hear his heart pounding and his heavy breathing. He squeezed his eyes shut as the screams continued. Peter felt an arm wrap around him and the popcorn bowl being moved out of his lap. Peter started to calm down from the jump scare until his heart started to race again recognizing who's arms he was in. Peter peered up to see Ned's face, he was covered in a deep blush and awkwardly shifted.

"Um sorry, I uh with the scare, I-I just got scared." Peter muttered nervously while trying to avoid Ned's eye contact.

"It's okay, there are like ten more jump scares so you might just want to stay like this?" Ned chuckled before giving Peter a reassuring smile. Peter blushed at the suggestion but still stayed leaning on Ned. Peter felt the butterflies come back as Ned held him close. Peter even swore he heard Ned's heart beat faster. Peter's brain was moving one hundred miles per minute. Did Ned offer for me to stay because he likes me? Or because he just wants to make sure I'm okay?

It was so confusing for Peter that he didn't even pay attention to the screams. He leaned futher into Ned and closed his eyes from the glare of the television. Everything felt so warm and drive up was so long, Peter felt his entire body relax while his brain started to go dark. Ned looked down at the small teen as snores emitted from his mouth. Ned knew that Peter would wake up with the worst crick in the neck if he stayed in this position for the next two hours. So Ned lifted the blanket off of Peter and put one hand underneath his shoulders and one in the crook of his knees. He carefully scooped the spiderling into his arms and stood up wobbling slightly with the added weight.

"Hey Peter fell alseep, I think we're going to head to bed." Ned whispered over the movie as many amongst the group wore smirks and confused faces. This wasn't weird was it? Ned asked himself while trying to dissect the strange looks.

"Goodnight Ned and sleeping spider child." Thor boomed out and Bruce filched from the sudden noise. Ned just smiled before gently making his way up the stairs trying not to fall. Ned heard small giggles from the group below and this only caused more confusion. Ned shook away the werid feeling and continued to walk to their room. The two twin beds on the floor were in sight and Ned carefully laid Peter on the mattress. He pulled the plush blanket over his small fram and started to walk away until he felt a tug on his sleeve. Ned yelped while falling backwards onto the bed landing directly on top of Peter.

Peter's eyes went wide and his face flushed, the tug was only supposed to get his attention not make Ned pin him down. Ned's hands sat on the sides of Peter's head as he peered at the boy below him. Peter's chest was heaving and he couldn't stop staring at Ned's lips. Peter couldn't help but focus on the fact that Ned was strandling his hips. How in a matter of seconds he could move an inch and feel the greatest pleasure of his life.

"Can I kiss you?" Ned asked softly while staring into Peter's eyes. Peter could barely speak his heart was beating so fast. He simply nodded while Ned turned his head and moved closed down to his lips. Peter felt a jolt of electricity move through him and honestly he craved more. Peter cupped Ned's face and pushed forward kissing Ned roughly. Their lips moved back in fourth in a perfect pattern and each kiss made Peter feel like he was on top of the world.

Ned's hands slowly slid up Peter's sides, which sent jolts of tension through the pale teen. Ned slipped his tongue into Peter's mouth and a high pitched moan creeped out of Peter's throat. Peter closed his eyes and let Ned take over. Ned pulled away and kissed down Peter's jawline reaching the middle part of his neck. He sucked and bit into his pale skin making sure to leave a mark. Peter kept muttering little pleas as the started to grind himself against Ned desperately trying to release tension.

One of Ned's hands traveled up Peter's sweater, the feeling of Ned's warm and gentle touch caused a louder moan to seep out of Peter. "Is this okay?" Ned asked softly while peering down at the heaving brunette. "Please Ned don't stop." Peter breathed out while grabbing the sheets at the sheer thought of the pleasure ahead. Ned kissed Peter's cheek lightly before pulling up his shirt. Ned looked up and down at his toned body and smiled. "You're so amazing." Ned whispered still trying to catch his breath. Peter blushed and before he could even process the sweet comment, he felt a wet and warm feeling on his pecks. "Oh god-" Peter moaned while Ned's circled his tongue around Peter's buds. "Harder please harder!" Peter yelled while bucking his hips foreward.

Ned bit down and Peter threw his head back and bit his lip trying to suppress the noises. "Ned I need you-" Peter called out in a begging tone. Ned kissed his way down Peter's chest stopping right at his waist band.

"Are you sure you're okay with this because this is going really fast and I want to make sure we aren't just doing this because we are horny teenagers. Because I really love you and don't want to be used or have you think that I'm only doing this for di-"

Peter cupped Ned's face and placed a gentle kiss on his lips. It was soft and passionate, not lustful or desperate. They both pulled away and pressed their foreheads together. "I love you too, I always have and I just get super stressed when people tease about us being boyfriends because you are never bothered by it, so I just assume you don't think about me the way I think about you." Peter vented in a bittersweet tone. Ned just giggles while shaking his head.

"I'm not bothered by it because when people assume it gives me hope that maybe we actually would become a couple. Also when you get all defensive I assume you are weirded out by it." Ned ran his fingers through his hair and sighed.

"So we totally could have been making out a long time ago but we both were to scared to make a move!" Peter exclaimed while clapping his hands together. Ned just chuckled, "Such a waste of time."

Peter just hummed and took in a deep breath. "So what is this." Peter pointed around himself and Ned.
"Well Peter Parker would you like to be my boyfriend?" Ned asked with a goofy smile.

"According to everyone, we were already dating so why not make the assumptions true." Peter shrugged and kissed Ned's cheek, making Ned smile really big. Ned pulled himself off of the boy below him and pulled him into his arms. He reached out and covered a blanket over their bodies. Peter snuggled himself into Ned's chest and yawned.

"God who knew making out was so exhausting." Peter dead panned while Ned's body shook from his laughter. They both pulled eachother close and felt so incredibly warm. Ned leaned down into Peter's ear and slowly parted his lips. "Don't worry we can resume this whenever you want." Ned's voice was low and husky his hot breath ticking Peter's ear. Peter finally got himself calmed down and now he's all worked up again. He really wishes he could just resume now.

A/N: oh peter don't worry...

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