Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

touch it

Pein: * passes by Sasori room and hears Sasori and deidara talking *
Deidara : " come on Danna just touch it un "
Sasori: " I said no brat not right now "
Deidara: " but why not yea, just touch it un "
Pein: * has a suprised look on his face *
Sasori: " I said no it's even wet "
Deidara: " aw come on yea, just let me rub it against you "
Sasori: " i said no go away "
Pein: * looks shocked *
Sasori: " deidara no! get away from me "!
Deidara: " but I want you to touch it un, besides look your blushing yea "
Sasori: " shut up! No deidara get it away from me! It's wet "
Pein: * he then kicks down the door * " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING "!
Deidara and Sasori: *Deidara was in front of Sasori, Sasori was holding deidara wrist which his toungs are sticking out of his mouths on his hands, while he was against the wall, they both turn to look at pein *
Deidara: " i can explain yea "