Lance= I am a mermaid boi
Keith= Fire King
Pidge= Hacking legend
Shiro= Space dad
Allura= Queen
Coran= Almighty Mustache God
Hunk= Better than Gordon Ramsay
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I am a mermaid boi: UGHHHHH
Hacking Legend: Wat's ur problem?
I am a mermaid boi: I am so done with being single
Better than Gordon Ramsay: Than ask him out
Hacking legend: Yeah I'm so sick of dealing with ur pining Lance
Hacking Legend: It's getting super old
I am a mermaid boi: NO!
I am a mermaid boi: He doesn't like me
I am a mermaid boi: I refuse to embarrass myself further
I am a mermaid boi: Nope nope nopety nope nope nopers
Better than Gordon Ramsay: At this point we'll be twenty by the time he asks him out
Hacker Legend: U backing out of our bet?
Better than Gordon Ramsay: u wish
I am a mermaid boi: Wat bet?
Better than Gordon Ramsay: I bet that you'll ask him out this year
Hacking Legend: I bet you'll get together from an accidental confession
I am a mermaid boi: You guys r gonna be broke cuz neither of those is gonna happen
Space dad: I'm confused
Space dad: Wats happening rn?
Hacking Legend: Lance is pining for this guy but he refuses to ask him out cuz he thinks he doesn't like him back
I am a mermaid boi: I KNOW he doesn't like me back!
Space dad: 'he'?
I am a mermaid boi: I am the bisexual ;)
Space dad: Cool
I am a mermaid boi: Cool?
Space dad: Yep. I don't really care who u like. Love is love.
I am a mermaid boi: TT_TT
I am a mermaid boi: AWWWW
I am a mermaid boi: My heart
I am a mermaid boi: Thx Shiro
Queen: I do not understand. What is 'bisexual'?
I am a mermaid boi: It means I like both guys and girls
Queen: Is that uncommon where you come from?
I am a mermaid boi: Not...uncommon. Just generally not accepted.
Queen: I see
Queen: Thank you, Lance for sharing this with us
Almighty Mustache God: So who is this boy you are pine treeing?
I am a mermaid boi: Pining, Coran.
Almighty Mustache God: Right
Almighty Mustache God: Who is it that you are pining for?
I am a mermaid boi: Promise not to tell?
Almighty Mustache God: I take the oath of secrecy
I am a mermaid boi: I want everyone to promise!!
Space dad: Promise
Queen: You have my word
Better than Gordon Ramsay: U know I won't
Hacking legend: Do u even need to ask?
I am a mermaid boi: Okay...
I am a mermaid boi: It is none other than....
I am a mermaid boi: THE RED PALADIN, KEITH KOGANE!!
I am a mermaid boi: **chanting from the crowds**
I am a mermaid boi: But don't tell him cuz he hates me and I don't want to deal with him looking at me in disgust everywhere I go
Space dad: ....
Space dad: U realize Keith is in this chat right?
I am a mermaid boi: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hacking Legend: Pay up Hunk
Better than Gordon Ramsay: Dangit.
I am a mermaid boi: Shit!
I am a mermaid boi: Someone quick! Unadd Keith before he reads the texts!
Fire king: Too late
I am a mermaid boi: FUCK!!!!!!!!
Fire King: So.....
I am a mermaid boi: Bye!!!!
[ I am a mermaid boi has left the conversation ]
Better than Gordon Ramsay: Don't u mean 'bi'?
Better than Gordon Ramsay: Aww he left.
Better than Gordon Ramsay: That was a solid pun too...:'(
Fire King: So Lace is pining for me?
Better than Gordon Ramsay: For the better part of a year
Space dad: Lol! Keith's been pining for Lance since the garrison!!!
Fire King: SHIRO!
Hacking Legend: Aww
Hacking Legend: Ask him out now.
Fire King: Do u really think I should?
Better than Gordon Ramsay: As Lance's bff u have my permission and blessing
Better than Gordon Ramsay: But if u hurt my bestie ur eating rotten food for the rest of ur life
Fire King: Good to know..
Hacking Legend: Go get 'em tiger!
[ Fire King had left the conversation ]
Space dad: Well this will be interesting...
Hacking Legend: yes it wll...
[ Hacking Legend has left the conversation ]
[ Better than Gordon Ramsay has left the conversation ]
[ Space dad has left the conversation ]
[ Queen has left the conversation ]
[ Almighty Mustache God has left the conversation ]
[ Fire King has invited I am a mermaid boi into a private chat ]
I am a mermaid boi: I am sooooooo sorry
I am a mermaid boi: I swear I forgot u were in the chat
I am a mermaid boi: I get that u hate me and ur probably disgusted that I like u
I am a mermaid boi: It's just a crush it'll go away eventually
I am a mermaid boi: I understand if u never want to speak with me again
Fire King: Lance chillax
Fire King: I like u too
Fire King: Do u wanna go out with me?
I am a mermaid boi: wait....really?
Fire King: Yeah
Fire King: I've had a crush on u since the garrison
I am a mermaid boi: REALLY?!
Fire King: yep
I am a mermaid boi: But u hated me...
Fire King: I just did that so u wouldn't find out
Fire King: I didn't want u to think I was gross
I am a mermaid boi: I could never think ur gross
I am a mermaid boi: I'd love to go out with u
Fire King: Thank u
I am a mermaid boi: :)
Da End