An interview excerpt with our main character in Pick The Second Male Lead. Our Interviewer for today is Bob.
Bob: Welcome Readers to this special segment. Next to me is the main character of Pick The Second Male Lead also known as PTSML.
MC: Excuse me Bob. I hate to be technical with you but you're not physically next to me. You're just a crazy-voice-in-my-head.
Bob: ...
MC: Anyways, please continue on with the interview. I don't have much time until the next game starts.
Bob: [Sighs] Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
MC: What's to tell? I'm a pretty boring person.
Bob: [Heavier sigh] Okay, let's start this again. What is your name? I'm sure the readers would like to know.
MC: MC
Bob: ... MC...?
MC: Yes
Bob: Really... That's your real name?
MC: Yes
Bob: Fine. What's your favorite color?
MC: Pink
Bob: Food
MC: Coffee
Bob: I don't think coffee is consider food
MC: It is to me
Bob: [Signs] Favorite number
MC: 1 Million
Bob: Three Measurements
MC: Pervert
Bob: Excuse me?
MC: Pervert, what kind of question is that?
Bob: For your information, I'm trying to give the readers an image of how you look
MC: I'm 5'-5" with long black hair and light brown eyes. That's all you're getting from me you big pervert
Bob: ...
MC: Next question
Bob: How old are you?
MC: 24
Bob: Occupation
MC: Chief Badass
Bob: ... Care to explain...?
MC: What? That's my official title at the company
Bob: Okay... Where do you work?
MC: CINO Technology
Bob: Oh that's a pretty big company. What's your job there?
MC: Bob, my title should tell you I'm the boss there. I do what bosses do
Bob: ...
MC: Next question
Bob: Are you single?
MC: Yes
Bob: What type of man are you looking for?
MC: I'm a pretty simple woman Bob. I only ask for my man to be tall, handsome, and filthy rich
Bob: ... Those are all superficial qualities. What about personality?
MC: Faithful
Bob: Faithful?
MC: Faithful
Bob: [Sigh] Final question. The readers would like to know from the second male leads you've met so far, which is your favorite?
MC: Aren't they all the same?
Bob: Yes and no. They may share the same soul but their characters and lives are different.
MC:Heng-ge has the best temperament. Kai has the best looks. Roman has the best body. And Xuan has the best sex drive.
Bob: ...
MC: Did I answer your question?
Bob: [Tired sigh] That's all for today. Thank you MC for doing this interview. Would you like to say something to our readers?
MC: Thank you everyone for following me in PTSML. I hope you continue to enjoy the game as much as I do.
End of interview. Bob is crying in the background while MC is smirking at him.