Stage 2
Just Koishi
A Strange Lust Has Consumed All Of Gensokyo Like A Plague.
Your Friends Are No Longer Who They Once Were.
> "Heartfelt Fancy" Starts Playing.
???: (Player Name)! There You Are!
Player: Who's There?
???: It's Me! Remember?
The Closed Eyes Of Love
Koishi Komeji
Player: Oh, Shit. It's YOU...
Koishi: Of Course It's Me!
Player: I'm Busy. Whaddya Want?
Koishi: Well... I Kinda Wanted To Ask A Favor Of You.
Player: What.
Koishi: I Want You To Impregnate Me!
Player: WHAT?! HELL NO!!
Koishi: Yes! In Fact, Every Girl In Gensokyo Is Trying To Have A Child Right Now.
Player: Is This What's Going On?
Koishi: Mhm. And... I Want Us To Mate A Lot So I Can Get Pregnant!
The Cone Of Death "AA-12"
Player: Over My Dead Fucking Body!
Koishi: Hey, Weren't You Using That ACR As Your Spellcard?
Player: It's Gensokyo. I Can Use Whatever I Want.
Monika: It's Scripted.
Player: Monika, Get Out Of Here! Anyway, Point Is I Won't Do It!
Koishi: I'd Knew You Say That, So I Came Prepared~!
Player: Oh God, Where Are You Going With This?
> "Hartmann's Youkai Girl" Starts Playing.
Koishi: I Have Some New Spells To Show You! After You See Them, You'll Be Begging To Get Me Pregnant!
Player: I Think I Need To Have A Word With Your Sister After These 9mm Bullets Do Some Talking.
Koishi: Oh, Satori, Okuu, And Orin Are Already Fertilized. I Know She'll Just Ask You The Same Thing.
Player: This Is Wrong On So Many Levels! It's Clear What I Need To Do Now...
It's Clear Of What You Need To Do.
However, Your Decontamination Bomb Isn't Ready Yet. Survive Until It's Ready.
Koishi: It's Not That Bad! It's Really Fun! I Promise!
Tsundere Sign "Reluctant Love"
Player: Bad Move, Pal.
The Six Barrels Of Bullet Destruction "M134 Minigun"
Koishi: (Oops. That Only Angered Him.)
> Power Level 2 Acquired! Reload Speed Of All Weapons Are Halved!
> Power Level 3 Acquired! Bullets Now Do 50% More Damage!
> Power Level 4 Acquired! Recoil On All Weapons Are Halved!
> Power Level 5 Acquired! You Can Now Dual Wield Your Handgun And Small SMGs!
Koishi: (Okay, Minor Setback.)
Monika: (I Know. It's Like An Episode Of Dragon Ball Z.)
Koishi: (Go Back To DDLC! You Don't Belong Here!)
Trauma Sign "Lingering Memories"
Time Until Total Decontamination: 10 Minutes
Satori: Onee-san? What's Going On?
Koishi: (Player Name) Won't Mate With Me!
Satori: He Scared. I Know He Is. Let's Beat Him And Show Him How Fun Mating Is! We'll Even Let Okuu And Orin Have A Turn!
Fourth Eye "Brain Scan"
> Satori Predicted Your Next Spellcard Attack!
Player: Aw, Dammit!
Combat Protection "Ballistic Vest"
Satori: Clever, But Not Enough~
Trauma Sign "Lingering Memories"
Subconcious Influence "Center Of Attention"
Ultimate Carbine Combat Rifle "Remington ACR 6.8"
Time Until Total Decontamination: 7.5 Minutes
Player: Don't Think I'm Letting You Off The Hook Yet. I Still Got Plenty More.
Koishi: Aw, Come On! We Were Just About To Get To The Good Part!
Player: Don't Test My Patience...
Koishi: No! You're Staying Impregnating Us Right Now! And Until You Do, I'll Take These!
> Koishi Stole Your Spellcards!
Player: What Are You Doing I Need That.
Koishi: Too Bad! You Can Have Them Back When We're Finished~
Infantry Fighting Vehicle "M1126 Stryker"
Brute Force "M1A2 Abrams Battle Tank"
Doom Behind The Rising Sun "Mi-28 Havoc"
The Angel Of Death's Apprentice "AH-64 Apache"
Unmanned Aerial Vehicle "MQ-9 Reaper"
The Angel Of Death "AC130 Spooky"
M1A2 Abrams Driver: Someone Call In The Calvary?
Mi-28 Havoc Pilot: We Got Your Back. Let's Do This!
AC130 Pilot: Visual Friendlies. Call Targets.
Koishi: Hey! That's Cheating!
Player: You Only Took Away My Rifle. I Still Had Vehicles Ready To Use.
Koishi: Grr... Fine! How 'Bout This Then!
Subconscious Repression "Retrograde Amnesia"
AC130 Pilot: Roger Your Mark, Engaging.
AC130 Gunner: Shot Out!
AH-64 Apache Pilot: Target Locked. Weapons Away.
M1126 Stryker Gunner: Badger 1 To Delta, Engaging Target.
AC130 FCO: Okay, You Got The Guy. That Might Have Been Within 2 Feet Of Her.
M1A2 Abrams Driver: Direct Hit.
M1126 Stryker Gunner: Badger 1 To Delta, Target Suppressed.
M1A2 Abrams Gunner: Loaded!
AC130 Gunner: Gun Ready!
Mi-28 Havoc Pilot: Moving Into Attack Position Now. Danger Close.
AC130 Pilot: Sensors Back Up, Standing By.
AH-60 Apache Pilot: Homing Lock! Break Left! Break Left!
AH-60 Apache Co-Pilot: Flares Out!
> Time Suddenly Stopped!
Monika: What... Just Happened?
> "lriG iakuoY s'nnamtraH" Starts Playing.
> Time Is Now Being Reversed!
Monika: Oh. This Must Be A Doozy.
> The Effects Of Koishi's Spellcard Wear Off!
> The Vehicles You Summoned Despawned From The Time Reversal!
Player: (Heavy Breathing) What... What The Hell Was That?
Koishi: Had Enough? If You Liked That Card, You're Really Going To Enjoy-
Player: What Card? You Didn't Even Use One Just Now!
Koishi: Oh. Well... (Clears Throat) Regardless! Prepare To Be Dazzled By My Next Spell! Unless You Want To Give Up And Make Sweet Love With Us Right Here!
Time Until Total Decontamination: 5 Minutes
Mind Swap "Role Reversal"
> You Switched Bodies With Koishi!
Player (In Koishi's Body): (Panicking) Ah! Oh God! Oh My God! What Did You Do?!
Koishi (In Player's Body): Ta-Da! Whaddya Think?
Player (In Koishi's Body): REVERSE THIS, NOW!!!
Koishi (In Player's Body): No! In Fact, You Should Start Feeling Up My Body Right Now. Go On, I Know You Want To.
Player (In Koishi's Body): Not Gonna Happen!
Koishi (In Player's Body): Hmm, I Think I Wanna Try This. Wait, H-How Do I Shoot?
Player (In Koishi's Body): Yeah, I'm... I'm Having The Same Problem.
Koishi (In Player's Body): Yeah, You Know What? This Isn't Working Out Like How I Intended For It To Be. Hang On, Let Me Fix This.
Mind Swap "Role Reversal"
> You And Koishi Returned To Your Own Bodies!
Time Until Total Decontamination: 2.5 Minutes
Player: Okay, That's Better. Are You Done Now?
Koishi: Nope! I've Got One More Trick Up My Sleeve!
Player: Goddammit.
Koishi: Maybe This'll Be Fun For Us! I'll Give You More Room To Breathe If You Need It.
> "Hartmann's Youkai Girl" Starts Playing.
Interface Screw "Attack On HUD"
Time Until Total Decontamination: 1 Minute
Koishi (During Combat): Hey, Look Over Here!
> (Player Name) Perished! 2 Lives Remaining!
Player (During Combat): Dammit!! That Hurt!
Illusion Yuyuko (During Combat): I'm Terribly Sorry, Honey.
Time Until Total Decontamination: 45 Seconds
Player (During Combat): What The Hell? Was That Yuyuko?
Koishi (During Combat): Teehee!
Player (During Combat): Can You Get The Hell Out?
Illusion Yukari (During Combat): Not Until You Get Us All Pregnant!
Time Until Total Decontamination: 30 Seconds
Player (During Combat): Just Stop With That Already!
Koishi (During Combat): Not A Chance!
Time Until Total Decontamination: 15 Seconds
Koishi (During Combat): Hmm, What Can I Do About That? Let's See... Ooh! Yes! Our Forbidden Love Spellcard!
Time Until Total Decontamination: 10 Seconds
Player (During Combat): Don't You Fucking Do It!!
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Subconscious EMP "Mind Tricks"
Player (During Combat): NO!!!
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> (Player Name) Perished! Last Remaining Life!
> Total Decontamination Ready! Press Space Or Enter To Activate!
Koishi: Hehe, Any Last Words Before You Lose This Battle?
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Koishi: What Are You Doing?
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Koishi: Really?
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Koishi: Stop!
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Koishi: How Many More Times Are You Gonna Keep Doing That?
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Koishi: Seriously, Why Don't You Wanna Let Us Make Love With You?
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Koishi: You're Just Gonna Ignore Me?
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Koishi: It's Not Gonna Happen.
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Koishi: Face It, You Lost The Battle.
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Koishi: Okay, Let Me Do Something Here...
> Battle Notifications Turned Off!
Koishi: Ah, That's Better. Anyways, If It Worries You, Don't. I'll Be Gentle. I Know Your First Time Is A Little Scary, But Trust Me, It's Really Not.
Monika: (Psst! Over Here! I Disabled The Subconscious EMP. Use The Chastity Bomb! Hurry!)
> Battle Notifications Turned On!
> Total Decontamination Ready! Press Space Or Enter To Activate For Real This Time!
Koishi: Now Then, When I Put This In Me, I Want You To Shoot Everything Into Me, Okay? Don't Hold Back!
"Total Decontamination Of Gensokyo"
Koishi: Huh? W-Wha?! No! No! H-How Did You... N-No!
+50,000,000 XP
Decontaminated Gensokyo
Monika: Don't Worry! I've Got You!
Gobblegum Sign "Anywhere But Here!"
> You Were Teleported Away To Safety! Where That May Be...
+999,999,999,999 XP
Protected Virtue
???: We Have Finally Arrived...
Player: Huh?
> You Were Brought To An Unknown Area.
???: You've... Opened The Gateway. And Thank You. You... Will Be Remembered As The Lightness Of Your Star. We... Have Already Infected Your Trace. Your Kind... They Have Worked Against Yours. But Yours... Continued To Exist. The Little (Unclear)... Bestowed... With (Unclear) . We... Have Told Them Lies. We Had Planned, And Yours... Helped Us. All Of Your Actions Have Helped Us Spread Our Light. We Will Allow Yours To Choose To Oppress Us. Your Darkness... Will Be Replaced With Our Light. Your Star... Will Become... Ours.
> "Spetsnaz Victory Theme (MW3)" Starts Playing.
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