Keiichi Connected
Rena ConnectedRound 1
Rena: WHERE IS SHE, That Son Of A Bitch?! She Was Here, Now She Isn't. She'll Pay For Endangering Him.
Keiichi: I'm So Damn Sick Of Shion. I Knew We Should've Just Left Her At The Dig Site.Keiichi Bought The M14.
Keiichi: If One Of You Shoves Your Breasts On My Scope, I WILL Shoot You.
Rena: You're Not Worth The Bullets.
Keiichi: How's That Feel, Bitch?
Round 2
Keiichi: Can I Even Trust You, Rena? Last Time We Were All Friends, We All Tried To Slaughter Each Other.
Rena: That Never Happened. In Fact, We're Lovers.
Keiichi: What?
Rena: Anyways, Have You Noticed Shion Lately? She Seems To Think That She Has A Plan.
Keiichi: I'm... Not Sure About That. She's Always Been Delusional Unless Mion's Around.
Rena: Shion Said Something About Putting Things Right. Do You Think She Found A Way To End All This?
Keiichi: After Our Little Reunion In France, I Don't Even Know What To Think Anymore.
Rena: There Has To Be A Way To End This Madness. Then We Could Go Back To The Way Things Were. Maybe We Could Even Get Married And Start A Family.
Keiichi: Are You Sure We're Lovers? Or Is That Your Way To Force Me Into Something I Don't Want?
Rena: How Do You Not Remember? I Worked Hard For Us To Be Together. Dare I Hope For Something More Than That.
Keiichi: You Can Dare But I Don't Know If It'll Do Any Good. From What I Know, Wishes Rarely Ever Come True.Rena: Oh Look, You've Been Stabbed.
Rena Bought The Door From The Main Courtyard To The Walter MPL Wallbuy.
Keiichi Spins The Gobblegum Machine And Gets Undead Man Walking.
Keiichi: Long Lasting Flavor. Shame It Tastes Like Ass.
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Undead Man WalkingRare
Activates Immediately, Lasts 4 Minutes
All Zombies Are Slowed Down To Shambling Speed.
-----------------------------------------------------------Rena: How's A Girl Supposed To Protect Her Man Without Ammo?
Keiichi: I Think My Knife Likes You.
Round 3
Rena: I Hate That Click Sound More Than I Hate Other Girls Flirting With Him.
Keiichi: Don't You Know What "No Mercy" Means?
Keiichi: Get Me Ammo And I'll Let You Have Shion! It's A Good Trade!Rena Buys The Walter MPL.
Rena: If You Find Some Chalk, Let Me Know. I Wanna Try Something.
Rena: Hey, This Aiming Thing Actually Works!
Keiichi: M'kay.Round 4
Keiichi Buys The Door From The Walter MPL Wallbuy To The Garage.
Rena Grabs A Max Ammo Powerup.
Rena: Aw, Thank You.
Rena Spins The Gobblegum Machine And Gets Killing Time.
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Killing TimeUltra Rare
1 Activation (Lasts 20 Seconds)
Freeze Time Itself.
-----------------------------------------------------------Rena: Oh Good. I Need To Sweeten My Breath For When I- (Gags) Never Mind...
Keiichi: Look At How Easy This Is!
Rena: Oh My, Your Aim Turns Me On.Keiichi: This'll Hold 'Em For, What? 10 Seconds?
Rena: Only One Thing Can Break Me. And It's Not You!
Keiichi Buys The Door From The Garage To The Area Before Teleporter B.
Keiichi Turned On The Power.
Keiichi: Power's On. What's The Next Step?
Rena: You're Not Worth The Bullets.
Round 5
Keiichi Buys The Glock 33, Trading The M1911 For It.
Keiichi: I Gots Something For Ya. Starts With "G" And It Rhymes With "Fun".
Rena: Keiichi, I Hate To Beg, But Do You Have Ammo?
Keiichi Grabs A Carpenter Powerup.
Keiichi: Thanks For That... I Guess.
Keiichi: Don't Start Fights You Can't Win.
Rena Buys The Door From The Power Switch To Teleporter C Area.
Rena Activated The Link From Teleporter C.
P.A.: You Have 25 Seconds To Link The Mainframe.
Rena: Mainframe. Got It.Keiichi Established The Link To Teleporter C. The Team Was Awarded A Carpenter.
Keiichi Grabs A Carpenter Powerup.
Keiichi: That Noise Is Going To Drive Me Crazy. Eventually...
Keiichi Spins The Box And Received The G3SG1. Keiichi Trades The M14 For The G3SG1.
Keiichi: No Mion, I Am Not Using Your Breasts As A Bipod.
Keiichi's Undead Man Walking Expired.
To Be Continued In Rounds 6-10...
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