Winning A Match Of Hopeless Masquerade, Reimu Ranks Up To Blood Diamond Elite.
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Skill Ranking Level:
Bronze
Silver
Gold
Platinum
Rose Quartz
Diamond
Blue Diamond
Blood Diamond
Black Diamond
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Yukari: Ah, Good Game, Guys.
Reimu: Oh Wow!
Player: What? What'd You Get?
Reimu: I Got A New Skill Rank. It's Called Blood Diamond Elite.
Silence Fills The Group For Literally Half A Second.
Marisa: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Player: What? Really?
Reimu: Is That... Is That Good?
Marisa: NO!! No!!
Player: Are You For Real Right Now?
Marisa: No! (Bangs Desk)
Reimu: W-What Does That Mean?
Marisa: I'm Out! I Quit This Game! It's Ear Cancer! (Drops Headset)
Reimu: It... What? Sorry?
Yukari: You're Better Than Diamond And Blue Diamond.
In The Party Lobby, The Group Checks Reimu's Rank To Make Sure She's Blood Diamond Elite. In The Lobby, There Are 5 Players. Masterdong (Marisa's Second Account), GapYoukai (Yukari), Marisas#1fan (Alice), (Player's Second Username) (Player Name)'s Second Account)), And HakureiMiko (Reimu's Main Account). Each Of Their Skill Levels Are Around The Same Except Alice's. Marisa Is Black Diamond I, Yukari Is Blue Diamond IV, Alice Is Rose Quartz Elite, (Player Name) Is Black Diamond I, And Reimu Is Now Blood Diamond Elite, Previously Being Blue Diamond IV.
Alice: Blood Diamond Elite?! Shit!! I Thought You Meant Blood Diamond I! You're Better Than Byakuren.
Reimu: (Short Laugh)
Everyone But Marisa Shares A Chuckle.
Alice: Holy Crap! You're One Level Below Marisa And (Player Name)!
Yukari: Reimu, You're 2 Levels... Under Marisa's Main Account As Well.
Reimu: (Chuckling)
Yukari: Two Skill Ranks.
Marisa: I Worked My Way Up To Fucking Black Diamond, Right... I Slogged Through Like 8 Ranks Of Upranking And Dealing With Bullshit. Motherfucker Just Gets Carried Straight To Fucking Blood Diamond Elite!
Marisa: I'm Never Playing HM Again. Selling My Entire Accounts And Let's Just Say I'm Just Done With This Crap.
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This Was Inspired By A Short Video By SovietWomble On Him Ranking Up To Master Guardian Elite In CS:GO. Cyanide Isn't Really Happy With That.
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