About 95%-99% Of This I Don't Own. Well, The Characters And The Games That Are In These Shorts, Not The Stories Themselves. Well, Get Ready To Experience A Jumble Of Things. So Sit Back, And Enjoy...
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Stage 2 Just Koishi
A Strange Lust Has Consumed All Of Gensokyo Like A Plague. Your Friends Are No Longer Who They Once Were.
> "Heartfelt Fancy" Starts Playing.
???: (Player Name)! There You Are! Player: Who's There? ???: It's Me! Remember?
The Closed Eyes Of Love Koishi Komeji
Player: Oh, Shit. It's YOU... Koishi: Of Course It's Me! Player: I'm Busy. Whaddya Want? Koishi: Well... I Kinda Wanted To Ask A Favor Of You. Player: What. Koishi: I Want You To Impregnate Me! Player: WHAT?! HELL NO!! Koishi: Yes! In Fact, Every Girl In Gensokyo Is Trying To Have A Child Right Now. Player: Is This What's Going On? Koishi: Mhm. And... I Want Us To Mate A Lot So I Can Get Pregnant!
The Cone Of Death "AA-12"
Player: Over My Dead Fucking Body! Koishi: Hey, Weren't You Using That ACR As Your Spellcard? Player: It's Gensokyo. I Can Use Whatever I Want. Monika: It's Scripted. Player: Monika, Get Out Of Here! Anyway, Point Is I Won't Do It! Koishi: I'd Knew You Say That, So I Came Prepared~! Player: Oh God, Where Are You Going With This?
> "Hartmann's Youkai Girl" Starts Playing.
Koishi: I Have Some New Spells To Show You! After You See Them, You'll Be Begging To Get Me Pregnant! Player: I Think I Need To Have A Word With Your Sister After These 9mm Bullets Do Some Talking. Koishi: Oh, Satori, Okuu, And Orin Are Already Fertilized. I Know She'll Just Ask You The Same Thing. Player: This Is Wrong On So Many Levels! It's Clear What I Need To Do Now...
It's Clear Of What You Need To Do. However, Your Decontamination Bomb Isn't Ready Yet. Survive Until It's Ready.
Koishi: It's Not That Bad! It's Really Fun! I Promise!
