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Boundaries Of Fun And GamesThe Gap Youkai Wants To Play With You.
She Said It Was For Fun, But Is It Really?> "Hartmann's Youkai Girl" Starts Playing.
Yukari: Why Hello There, (Player Name)! You Made It!
Player: What The Hell, Yukari? Why Am I Here?Mastermind Behind The Spiriting Away
Yukari YakumoYukari: Well, I Wanted You To Help Me Play A New Game That I Made. It's Called... "Yakumo Ball"!
Player: Hey, I'm In The Middle Of Something At The Moment Right Now. Can We Do This Later?
Yukari: Aww, Please? Just One Game?
Player: Oh My God, Fine. How Do We Play?
Yukari: Really? Yay! Thank You!
Player: (Angry Growl)
Yukari: (Clears Throat) Okay. The Game Is Simple. You And I Will Take Turns Smacking A Ball Back And Forth To Each Other. If The Ball Gets Past You, Your Opponent Scores A Date With The- Point! I Mean Point!
Player: What Was That?!
Yukari: Nothing! Anyways, The First Player To Score 10 Points Wins!
Player: Fine, I'll Humor You. Wait, What Exactly Are We Using For The Ball?
Yukari: (Giggles) Isn't It Obvious?Ran Was Gapped In The Gap Void.
Player: What? Her?
Yukari: Indeed. We Use A Yakumo To Play Yakumo Ball!
Ran: Mistress, Do I Really Have To Do This?
Yukari: Yes, But C'mon, It'll Be Fun!
Ran: (Sigh) As You Wish...Ran Starts Spinning And Moves To The Center Of The Arena.
Player: This Is Fucked Up On So Many Levels...
Yukari: Oh Don't Worry, Dear. We're All Just Having Fun! Oh, Almost Forgot! I'll Project A Shield Around You.Youkai's Love "Battle Shield"
Player: What's This For?
Yukari: This Is So You Know Where You Need To Touch Ran In Order To Smack Her In My Direction.
Player: Wait, Then Why Do You Have A Spatula?
Yukari: Because I Actually Have To Smack Her!
Ran: (While Spinning) Please Be Gentle, Mistress...
Yukari: Ready? Best 10 Out Of 19!> Game Start!
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Scored A Point
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