"This is my bed, oh and this is my fish tank. I used to have ten fish but then that one ate like seven of them so now I have four. This is my poster collection, my favorite one is the Lego movie one, and uh this is my...."
"Luke he doesn't give a shit," Calum sighed.
Frowning slightly Luke looked between Calum and I before sinking down on his large blue race car shaped bed with his Ninja Turtle bedding.
"So uh, why am I here again?" I questioned from my perch in one of Luke's freakishly large beanbags.
"We heard about Michael," Calum said solomnly.
Imediatly I shifted uncomfortably wondering how they had found out about Michael's.... problem..... however before I could say anything Luke shoved his cracked iPhone under my nose. Moving my head back so I could actually see my eyes widened at the image of Erin Samuels sucking face with the mysterious boy in the hospital waiting room.
"It was a mass text from the Irish kid," Calum infromed me, "The entire school got it."
"Oh really?" I said, faking surpirse, even though I kind of was since I had only sent the picture yeserday."
"Yeah," Luke gushed, "that's why we're here, we need to find out a plan!"
"A plan?" I said slowly.
"We have to get revenge," Calum informed me.
"Wait I thought you guys were pissed at Michael." I said.
"Why would you think that?" Calum questioned.
"You sent him packing at lunch the other day!" I cried.
"He broke the rules," Luke shrugged.
"But I thought that was a moment!" I moaned, "I thought it was the beginning of a rebellion!"
"Question," Luke said raising his hand.
"What now?" Calum sighed.
"What's a rebellion?" Luke asked.
"It's like in that movie with the French people and the singing." Calum replied, "It had that hot girl from mean Girls in it."
"High school musical?" Luke guessed.
"No," Calum huffed, "It's got the girl from Princess Diaries."
"Ella Enchanted?"
"No, Jesus... Is there any singing in Ella Enchanted."
".....um yes there is there's that song and it's like Don't go breaking my, don't go breaking my, don't go breaking my heart!"
Trying hard to laugh I cleared my throat.
"Luke!" Calum cried, "It's the movie that's like fifty hours long and and they don't say anything they sing every word and wolverine is like mean girl chick's dead and Ella Enchanted girl is her Mom!"
"Oh!" Luke laughed, "Last Miserable?"
"Yeah, good enough," Calum huffed running his fingertips through his hair in annoyance.
"Wait," Luke said raising his hand again, "Follow up question."
"Oh dear God, someone take me out of my misery!" Calum groaned.
Feeling bad for the both of them, I turned to Luke, "What's up man?"
"I forgot what we were talking about," Luke mumbled.
"Michael!" Calum shouted, "We have to avenge Michael."
"Is that like revenge?"
"I can't do this, I can't cope!" Calum moaned.
"Guys, I uh, I think I might have an idea," I said, trying to change the subject.
"Do tell," Calum replied.
"I was thinking," I said slowly, "What if I got Erin to fall for me."
"How would that do shit about shit?" Calum asked.
"Well," I said, "Once she's with me we can plot better revenge, we'll be insiders."
"He's right!" Calum cried to Luke, "Let's bring her skank ass down!"
"Yes!" Luke shouted, "Let's kill a bitch!"
Suddenly Luke's door swung open revealing his Mom stood there with a laundry basket filled with what appeared to be underwear.
"Luke!" She cried, "I know I did not just hear you say the b word!"
"Babies?"
"No, the other one."
"Bastard?"
"No, the other one."
"Bitch?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, sorry."
Sighing, his Mom entered the room and crossed over to his drawers.
"Hi Liz," Calum greeted, "How are you?"
"Fine," she replied, "Tell your mom I say hello."
"Will do," Calum repulsed.
Liz then turned to look at me, "It's Asher isn't it?"
"Ashton," I mumbled.
"Oh right sorry," she said smiling politely, "You were the one that played drums at the boys gig last week."
"That would be me," I replied.
"You're quite good," she informed me, "I mean the band was great before but with drums they don't sound like some sort of string trio."
"Thank you," I answered, shifting uncomfortably under Luke and Calum's gaze.
Nodding, Liz closed the draw she had been filling with boxers and crossed over to the bed before laying out about ten pairs in front of Calum.
"Uh, what are those?" I questioned.
"Luke has a habit for... Borrowing things," his mom answered.
"Just underwear," Calum informed me, "I bought a jumbo pack the other day and he took half."
"I don't but jumbo packs of underwear," Luke said.
"Maybe you should start," Calum huffed, "They're actually really convenient, right Ash?"
"Oh um... I... I don't but jumbo packs of underwear." I admitted, "my mom buys them."
"I buy Luke's underwear too!" Liz informed me, before raising her hand up, "High five!"
Confused and stunned I lightly tapped my palm against hers.
"I can't believe I'm the only guy who appreciates a good jumbo pack," Calum muttered.
"I so," I volunteered, "I bought a big ass pack of socks the other day."
"Are they colorful?" Luke questioned.
"Uh no, they're black," I replied.
Suddenly I heard a gasp next to me.
"What's wrong?" Liz demanded turning to Calum.
"Where are my toucans!" He cried.
"What?" She asked.
"My toucan underwear!" He shouted.
"Oh," Luke giggled, looking down sheepishly.
"You better not be wearing my toucans," Calum growled.
"I'm just gonna bow out now," Liz mumbled on her way out of the room, leaving me watching wistfully after her."
"Give me back my toucans!"
"Ok, ok!"
Turning back to the two boys I watched as Luke stood up on the bed, unbuckled his belt, and dropped his pants and underwear leaving him standing there completely nude, his junk mere inches from my face, at let me just tell you, there was nothing mini about Mini Hemmo.
A/n
Hey, I'm sorry it's been a few days since I updated but I'm going to start updating everyday again. You guys are the best! <3
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