Memoirs of a Broke B*tch

Por albgotwords

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here's me whining about sh*t I can probably change, but won't cuz it's more fun to write about it. Mais

Back to School Shenanigans
Embarrassing Stories
It Begins
(Insert Eye Roll Emoji Here.)
Forreal, Though
WTF
My Stories
I'm Skressed.
Narcissist?
Self-Help
:)
You Know The Drill
The Most Savage Things I've Done
Life, WTF R U DOING?
Sun-dried Orange Voters PSA
Excuse me while I throw a tantrum
I'm Lowkey Scrooge McDuck
Uh, well..
LMAO
LMAO (Take 2)
OMG ALB PAY ATTENTION
what I hate pt. 1
First World Problems
Issa Long One ;)
Dream Collection FAIL (or nah?)
Dream Collection #2
HOES ARE GETTING PAID NOW????
Ugh.
Another Dream/Summer Job/NSFW
Fine People Problems
Rambling
I.D. Channel
Bruh
Sims FreePlay
DON'T TELL ME HOW I SHOULD FEEL ABOUT RACISM
School is Here to Stress Me Out Again
really short quip about pets
let's talk religion a lil bit/Houston
short lil quip about the N word
"I Don't Agree With Your Lifestyle"
I am delightful AF/ EXPOSED???!?!
Lowkey, I Might Want The Fair One
LOWKEY GLAD I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
NEW SHIT TO TALK ABOUT
DID I JUST... THROW A PARTY?? (HELLA LONG STORY)
First Time Learning Things
It's been 84 Years
Happy New Year, Hoes!
Just One Small Detail
Let's Play Another Game of.. EXAMINE!! THAT!! MEME!!
random af
funny moment of the day
How My Writing Hobby Helped Me Slay
23.
is this strange?
Dear People, You Don't Need a Damn AR-15 Rifle.
HI, HOES!!!
(Delayed) Graduation Blues
You don't like Black Women?
Bish, whet?
SHOOK (x345)!!!
Senior Year Take Two
Fall Semester Over/ Dream
Three More Short & Weird Dreams
The List, Revisited lol
Hey, Wig.
It Was Not A Hot Girl Summer
How Hannibal Buress Cockblocked Me
Sugary Ass Bathroom
Schoolin' Life
So Lonely (Akon voice)
Honestly, Truly, the Ghetto
Yes, Girl, Another Dream
Grad School Chronicles (GSC) : After Hours
My Thoughts on American Graffiti
Sadderday 😂 (Update)
I'm Baaaack 😊
You Already Knowww *Big Freedia Voice*
Just the Tiniest Bit Shook
hi.
irritation nation
IOENO
LAWL
It's Been 84 Years.... *stares into distance*

Favorite Lesbian Webseries UPDATE

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Por albgotwords

-this post is all over the place but why wouldn't it be lol-

First of all, I think favorite might be too much of an exaggeration. We'll just say that I really like these shows. That depicts my interest in these stories more accurately. Heh, I'm using big words today. Wanna know why? 'Cause I just took the PRAXIS Core test earlier and SLAYED the reading portion so I feel all smart. Math got my ass like I knew it would, and if I did ALMOST nothing on my math portion and almost passed with little effort, I can't help but think I passed the writing section as well.

But anyway doe, back to my webseries.

Love & Lesbians New York - I still really like this show! What makes it even cooler to me is that there is a transman on the show. I don't think they're going to make it a storyline on THIS show, but on another show it is a part of his character's storyline. Anyway that doesn't even really matter. The producer Reiicy who plays Yahlee is a rapper. Biiiiiitch, lemme tell y'all something. I need y'all to go visit her YT page and watch her latest video. Not 'cause she has bars or anything, but because she got this one fine ass friend who is staring in the camera for most of her cameos. Right away, I was like "hallelujah". Y'all know I don't even be out here religioning like that but good Gawd! She's the one that made me click on Reiicy's video 😂. And then she did the work of our good Lordt and uploaded a video of her fine ass friend rapping. I ain't even care what she was talmbout, I was just so thankful that I could look at her some more! Whew!
I really only made this list so I could get out my feelings about her friend 😂

Tempation(their area code)- they're in Florida but I can't remember where. Um, if you're into dreads there's loads of them here. The story is pretty cool although there are some typical storylines-- stud rappers, bi girl who is trying to keep her ho activities from her man, etc....

My Beautiful Pain- This one has a good story, too. The leading lady is so pretty so I mean if you're shallow THAT alone could keep your attention, but this is about a group of folks trying to start their own TV network.

Okay, I will be back shortly with another entry and it will not be about me lusting over someone else 😂. #BYE

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