Requested by the1topher
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Setting: Blood Gluch and After The Freelancer Arc.
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Just for a note here. I am going be keeping the names because they are "last" names okay?! Good, now enjoy. Also, Doc, Was, and Carolina are genderbent too ^-^
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"Doc, are sure this is the right planet?" "Yes it is (Y/N). This is the right place." Oh God, welp, whatevers. We go over to Blue base where we got the call from.
"Ummm, exuse us." You said, as they turn around. "Yep, they're all females. Shit". It's not like you hate females. But they were just annoying to you in every way.
"Hey excuse us." "Wait for a second we are in a middle o something." "Oh yeah? Well we got news. Somebody called us about a injured member." Unlike Doc, you were harsh about your job. "Oh that, well, look over there." You two looked and saw the graves. Tex and Church as it read. "Wow. So no injury? Okay let's go." "Hold on. We still gotta check their vitials." "But why?" "Even if they're not hurt, they need checkups." You groaned and decided to so it anyways.
"Okay." You went to the aqua armor. "Well, well, what a big boy you are." "Zip it, now stand still." "Oh, rough aren't ya? Well I like rough. Privite Tucker" As she did a cat's pur. "Please make this the day go fast."
"Also, don't forget we need to go to Red Base." "What? I thought you were on our side." "We're neutral lady, we don't stay in sides." I said, going to blue one. She movs away in fear. "Don't worry, it will only take a minute sweetie promise." "Promise?" "Promise." As she went closer. "Woah, I didn't expect it to work. Hey, can you help Caboose not wake up in the middle of the night?" "No, plus I'm done. Now can you two show us which way is Red Base?" "Well, first off, you two might need to put those away. Cause they're gonna shoot it off of your hand." "What?"
Then a gunshot was heard. "Like that. Scatter!" She screamed. You went with Caboose behind a rock. He kept on going up and down. "Caboose, stay low." You said, boy, you wish you had a gun. "Umm, Mr." "Yeah?" "Are you lonely, like have a girlfriend?" "No." "Well, if this is over do you maybe wanna go out or..." "Wait." No ammos, oh thank God.
"Hey (Y/N), are you okay?" "Yeah Doc. You?" "Good as well. Hey we are going over there." "No! Stay right there." The leader said as we stayed here.
"Hey Blues, we are giving you a chance to surrender." "What?" "What are your terms?" They stay quiet. "Alright Blues, first off, we want your flag..." She trailed off. "... to stay right where it is. Keep the flag. But we do want but driod back. You may know him as Señor El Roborto." I can't help but groan. ""And don't think you can keep hers nuts." "....." "Bolts or whatever mechanical parts you have!"
Few Minutes Later
"Hey, how about a medic? We got two here. Maybe we can even out. We have a male and a female which one?" Oh fuck. "Which one is experianced?" "The male." "What?! No, we called dibs in him." I knew it. "So what?! Hey, uh..." "(Y/N)." "(Y/N), are you fine with that?" "Yeah, I'll be fine. Besides, I needed to go there." "Okay, we're sending over the medic." "See ya uh.." "Church." "Okay, see ya Doc."
I head over there. They look at me like a alien. "Hey got any water?"
Two Hours Later
After the humanilation, we headed to the base. But me and Grif, the orange one, talked. "So she was shot in the head and you gave her CPR?" "Yes." You had no words. "Wow, that would've never worked and she would've died. Through out all my studies, I have never heard of that." "Really!?" "Yeah! I'm impressed!" "Wow."
"Grif! You're supposed to be watching the prisoner. Not playing talking about gossip wih him." "Come in, he doesn't even have a gun. Plus, he's guy, we've hadn't had that in a long time." "Uhhh, the black armor dude?" The maroon one said. "That doesn't count." "Well, you two can play Barbie dolls and be BFFs forever. Since he doesn't have a gun and you didn't have any ammo." "Hey if I want to take gaurding tips from the bitch that lost our prisioner, I'll be sure to aak you." "Wow mega burn." The pink one said. "Oh shut up Donut."
"Damn, that was a burn." "Thank you. You know it's been awhile since a person like you came around." "Ah geez. Well, doing my job." "Yeah... you single?" "Yeah why?" "Hey! No flirting!" "Shut up Simmons!" They continued to argue.
"Homing Beacon Actived." "Guys..." "Did it just talk!?" You said after her. Sarge explained that she put something in the robot. But never knew the code word. "Drive!" "They cracked it! Dem windtalkers." It was coming at you. You dodged it and watched as it drove itself.
Only to return. "Aquirre Target: Red." "Ma'am, you may want to start running. Now." As it startes to drive. "Fuck it." "(Y/N)!" "What the hell is he doing?!" "He's so brave and handsome." The pink one said, as you pushed and got pinned. "AAAHHHH FUCK!" "Elimate target." As it started to shoot.
"Well, goodbye world." As the bullets got closer. But it soon stopped. It drove away and you fell.
"Uhhh..." "You're awake!" "Ah thank goodness." Grif hugged you. "I'm alive." "Yeah, as well as me." Sarge said, as she walked towards you. "I... gotta thank you. It took guys to do that." "Well, I am a medic." "No! You're a hero (Y/N)." Donut said. "Yeah, and you earned my respect (Y/N)." The maroon one said. "Hey back off he's mine." "Hey, who said that?" Donut whined. "Ummm, yeah who said?" The maroon said. "Hey, I'm the Sarge, so he's my private."
Oh Christ
Timeskip to the end of Freelancer arc
You sat as you watched everyone move. You had gotten used to them now. The once annoying bitches were like family. But they all had feeling for you. Especaily Church, it took her awhile to understand her feelings. Until finally she understood she loved you. Even in A.I. form.
But they all had felings for you. "Hey." "Hey Wash." "So, what's wrong?" "All of them. They all have feelings for me. I don't know who to choose!" "Well, does it matter? They all know how to move on. So, I guess you an choose anyone. It's up to you. I don't know what love is." She says, as you thinked hard who to choose. Until, you finally did and got up
Church
"Hey Carolina! Church!" They turned back. "(Y/N), what is it?" Chruch said. "Got room for one more?" "(Y/N)..." "Well? I'm not going you leave you alone Church. Not ever. So, should we start?"
Tucker
"Hey Tucker." "Hey sugar. Whatcha want?" You laughed. "What so funny?" "Sorry, I'm just bot used to those names." "Well, I got plenty for you." "Okay then. Tell me." "What? For real?" "Yeah, I wanna know the names that you gave me." "Uhhh... are you..." You put your hand on her shoulder. "Yep."
Caboose
"Mr. Nice Man." "Yeah what is it?" "I was wondering.... if you can be my new Church." "Like a new best friend?" "Ummm, no. I mean, as a boyfriend." She said, you took off her helmet. As yours. And gave her a kiss on the lips.
Sarge
"Grif where's that goddamn tool box?" "You mean right here ma'am." She gasped and jumped. "You shouldn't sneek up on a lady. Or else I've would've given you a knockout." "Sorry ma'am. That won't happen again." "That's okay, so what brings you here?" "Well, I was wondering if you were interested in young men?"
Simmons
"Hey Simmons." "O-Oh, (Y/N), what are you doing here?" "Not much, just bored. Wanted to talk with you." "Really? Well, there's nothing much to talk about." "Sure there is. I know for the fact there some interesting facts about you." "Uh..." She took off her helmet to let out steam.
Grif
"Grif." "(Y/N), what do you want?" "A relationship." She was queit. "You... you... you... for real?" "Yep. You asked if I was single. Well, not anymore because of you." "Oh God." You took off her helmet and gave her a kiss.
Donut
"Hey Donut." "Hm? What is it?" "Are you straight?" "Yeah why?" "Because I think you're cute, sweet, and adorable. Like a cute pink donut." "(Y/N)..." She took off her helmet and yours. Then gave you a kiss.
Bonuses
Doc
"Hey Doc." "What is it?" "I may be sick." "Really? Let me see." She rook of your helmet. Once she did that, you took off hers and kissed her. She went triple red. "You... (Y/N)... wha..." "Here let me help you." As you check on her "temperature."
Washington
"Hey Wash." "Hm?" "Do you have chance." "Of what?" You got up and took her hand. "To be in love fo one last time?" She was quiet. She took off her helmet. She looked away. "I... I..." You turned her head and kissed her. "You're a perfect girl Wash. I promise, I'll do my best to make you happy."
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*hides in shame*