Alright so this is the diaglouge that rocket says to groot in Guradians of the galaxy 2. This is all from the trailer so it's not really spoilers but if you guys haven't seen this them I encourage you to go and watch the movie. So instead of rocket talking to groot it's going to be you :)
""Alright, first you flick this switch, then this one, that activates it. Then you press this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Now, whatever you do don't push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and we will all then be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said." I said giving the little tree spirit a look.
He took a moment to think and then looked at me
"I am groot." I nodded my head . "I am groot." "That's right good." "I am groot." and he pointed to the button. "No! Now thats the button that will kill everyone try again."
"I am groot, I am groot." and he pointed to the same exact button. "NO! That's exactly what you just said! How's that even possible? Which button is the button you're supposed to push? Point to it. NO!"
"Hey babe stop! Your making him nervous." I spun and glared at my boyfriend "Shut up! and give me some tape!" He flew off to go and look for some tape. "No one has any tape!" I groaned in frustration. "Not a single person has any tape?!" "Y/n you have an atomic bomb in your bag if anyone is going to have tape its you!" I yelled in anger. "Do we always have to argue about everything?"
"I am groot!" I turned to see that Groot ran off with the device "Well were all dead now."
Time skip
I turned to my boyfriend feeling guilty for yelling at him. "I'm sorry about yelling at you." He chuckled and wrapped his arms around my waist. "Its ok its not your fault." I tilted my head to look up at my boyfriend.
"I love you Peter." "I love you to Y/n."
Omg this one of my favorite scenes ever it was so hilarious especially with groot if you haven't seen volume two. You defintley should because when you do I'm positive you will laugh your buts off I did for sure XD. Anyway if you like this and make sure to send me you requests :)