And here's part Two of what is probably going to be a Three part installment. So here we go Random time. Maybe I should let Naruto say it this time?
Payne: Do I finally get to say what I was saying before?
Neko: Yea go ahead.
Payne: There's a lot of N's and K's in these things.
Nell: Really that was it.
Payne: Well there is. There's Neko, Nell, and Naruto. And There's Kathy, Kakashi, and Kin. I think my name is the only one without three in it.
Kathy: Well there's Payne and Pein, for now. Hey you don't know Neko could add someone else.
Payne: Yea but she won't
Neko: How do you know that, I don't even know that for sure?
Naruto: Anyways let's get this disclaimer over with. Neko doesn't own me, but she do have a leaf headband.
Neko: Naruto, I was going to do that after!
Naruto: Well you said before I should say it.
Neko: Fine here have a cookie.
Naruto: But I want ramen.
Nell: Deal with the cookie. Now on with the show- um book thing- whatever it is.
“Spin Duckbutt spin.” He spins it and it lands on Payne.
“Go.” Sasugay says.
“Fine truth.”
“Damn you guys a wimps, pick dare!” Kathy yells.
“No Kathy! Now Sasuke give me a truth.” Payne says.
“Alright, what's the worst thing these two have made you do in one of these games?”
“The worst thing ever. . . . well they asked me your truth before. . .”
“Oh remember that time we made to run around the neighborhood in only a towel, and you had to scream 'Where's my clothes you hooligans?' then my neighbor's teenage girl came out looked at you blushed and ran back inside.” I say.
“Oh yea that was hilarious, until she called your mom. Or that time you guys tolled me to ask my stalker, who was a guy, out while having my arms around both of you, and that weird guy, Alex, hanging on my back. That was awkward. And almost definitely the worst.” Payne says.
“Oh yea that was is my top favorite pranks.” Kathy says.
“Alright my spin.” He spins the bottle, and it lands on me. Oh yea my turn.
“Dare me, Bi-o-tch.” I say darkly.
“Yes I get to make a dare for you, for once! Now let's see. . . . Hm. . . . . Take off all you clothes but your underwear, and run around screaming the song 'Bad Touch' by Bloodhound gang.”
“Nice lil' Payne made a good dare. Hey, can I play the song while I sing it?”
“Yea. Warning to the rest of you its an inappropriate song, and its sung by a guy.” Payne says as I go to YouTube on my laptop, and find the song. After that I wait for it to start then I pause it, and start taking off my shirt.
“OK so full underwear, right Payne?”
“Yea.” So I strip down to my panties and bra. Then I look around and Sasuke and Naruto are both trying to look somewhere else while Hinata and Sakura are actually shocked that I did it. Hey its a dare of course I'm going to do it. Meanwhile Kathy's laughing her butt off, Payne's chuckling at the boys reaction, because he knows I've done worse, Kin-sensei has a look of wonder like she's curious what song I'm singing, and Kakashi is just looking at the laptop, still trying to figure it out. I hit play and it starts.
“Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now.” I sing. After I'm done, still in my underwear, I walk and get some water to drink.
“What the h*** was with that?” Kin asks.
“Well the Discovery channel is a TV channel that shows science and history crap. Most of which us three tend to refer to as animal porn.” I say.
“So doing it like they do on the discovery channel pretty much means to do it.” Kathy says.
“And um doggy style is just as it sounds.” Payne adds.
“I'm not even going to ask where you learned that.” Kakashi says.
“Well let's just say your book isn't even called porn were we're from.” I say.
“You world is very perverted then.”
“Yea, I want popcorn, now.” I say.
“Well that was random.” Kathy says.
“Not really saying porn makes me think of popcorn.” I say.
“How?” Payne asks.
“Oh you know popcorn is pretty much the way to confuse people in the conversation. You know popcorn minus the opc.” I say.
“Oh I get it.” Payne says.
“Hey, um question?” I say.
“Yea.” Kin says.
“Can I put my clothes back on, yet?”
“Yea go ahead.” Payne says so I quickly throw my clothes on.
“What's popcorn?” Naruto asks. I think I just died.
“You have ramen here, but no popcorn. What kind of world have you created Masashi Kishimoto.” Payne says like he's having a heart attack.
“A pretty awesome one with out awesome food. Hey jinx you owe me a coke.” Kathy and I say.
“So what is it? And who's Masashi Kishimoto?” Sakura asks.
“Popcorn is a food, and he's your creator.” I say.
“OK back to the game.” Kathy says so I grab the bottle, and spin it.
“Go go go.” I say to it. It slows down and lands on Kin-sensei. “OK truth or dare, Kin-sensei.”
“Um I think I'll go with dare.”
“Yes, dare time! Alright I got the best dare. Come on it has to be said in private.” I grab her arm and walk into the hall.
“Oh man I should have picked truth.” She says.
“Come on its a funny one.”
“Alright, What do I have to do?”
“You have to go up to Kakashi and say 'Hey baby want to go out, tomorrow?' acting like that's your dare. Then when he talks you say 'Not you, I was talking to Kyle' when someone asks who Kyle is say 'Oh this sexy hunk here' and point to a random object near Kakashi.”
“OK, ha that's pretty good.” She says. We stay there until she gets herself together.
Then we go back to the others, and I see Kin glance at Kakashi probably looking for a random object. I go take a seat next to Kathy and Payne. Then she goes up to him.
“Hey, baby. Want to go out tomorrow?” She says.
“Uh what? Did you ask her to ask Kakashi out?” Kathy says to me.
“Well that was sudden?” Kakashi say to Kin.
“Not you, baka. I was talking to Kyle.” Wow she's good at acting.
“Oh-that one.” I hear Payne whisper next to me.
“Who's Kyle?” Naruto asks.
“Oh the sexy hunk over here!” She says pointing at a coffee table that Kakashi was using as a backrest.
“What the-?” Sakura says.
“That was the dare.” Kin states.
“So she dared you to ask out an object?” Kakashi asks.
“No! To make you think I was asking you out while really it was an object near you.” She says.