My Funny Animal Jam Stories...

By LITERALLYNOOOONE

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WARNING: Contains burns, roasting, jokes, bad puns, memes, and Paul Blart. Funny stuff happens to me on Ani... More

Give me the socks and I'll spare your life
Say Uncle Sam
The Scary Story Lock Down
Jammer wall
Literal Witchcraft
Pigs are ugly
The glitch that prevents scams
Me and my unpal Pink
RecycledBeards? (Fman122)
Art Letdowns
Glares and glory
The Deer Clan
Terrible buddy
The Paul Blart Penguin
AJHQ has been trolling with me
Blak?
Deleted
Hide
Warriors is a joke
Captain Mexico Returns
Fashion Show Frenzy
Another Art Letdown
"Because You Were Born"
Cactus
Ding dong the girlfriend's dead!
This time, I caused the drama.
That one time I had Alzheimer's
Art Dispute
So many people
How to Not Troll
My thoughts on Animal Jam
Cancer
Scamming Buddies
The Buddy Conspiracy
Four Gem Betting Failures
Fashion Show Frenzy #2
plz adopt is Spiderman
My First Fox Hat
"There's Nothing on my Trade"
"Glitched" Nerd Glasses
Trolle myself
I didn't dance.
I'm a Hacker Now
Bill Nye in Junior High
Lily is out
The Conspiracies are True
Edgy and Proud
Den of Doom
Stop it. Get some help.
Do ya trust me
Valentine's Harassment
American Penguin, Stay Away From Me
Undercover Jew
Approved Artwork
Accidental Report
Trust No One- Not Even Your Best Friend
Purple Racism
Princess Kawii- Part 1
Princess Kawii- Part 2
Feesh
Edgy Commission Situation
commissions beatin' me down no mercy
Worried Laughter
The Emoji Movie Cast
Funny Dab Meme
Peacemaker
I'm Sad
The Foxes of Cascade
The Survey of Absolute Doom
Spanish Friend
Daycare

Best nonmember den ever

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By LITERALLYNOOOONE

Once, I was on my nonmember account. Some random person gave me 5 graham statues to humiliate me being a nonmember. (Because members are SOOO EVIL. Yeah, right. I'm a member. Am I evil? Maybe a little bit, but I'm not constantly telling nonmembers to leave Animal Jam. Some members are evil, like this one, but most aren't.) Anyway, I took advantage of the creepy statues that haunted my inventory forever. I bought 5 more and then I went to Jamaa township. I said "Come to my den if you want to see the most BETA den ever!" and 23 people came. I got 5 jam-a-grams on the opinions on how mad they were, but I personally treasured all the letters as tokens of a true troll. 

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