Dedicated to Dark_N3ko cuz i love the fact that she's commenting
I own three dogs, but no I don't own Naruto.
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We all stop laughing when we hear the door open. Its just Naruto and Iruka. Wait this means we have to do Henge no Jutsu, and Iruka-sensei has a nose bleed.
“Because of Naruto today. We'll be reviewing Henge no Jutsu.” Most people groan. I run to my seat and grab my IPod, and go to the front of the room. I sit between the line of people and Iruka. He looks at me. “What are you doing?”
“I'll shut up if you let me sit here.” I say. He just sighs. Then he sees my IPod.
“What is that?”
“An IPod.” I say in a 'duh' tone.
“Whats it do?”
“Records, takes pictures, and you can listen to music on it.” He looks confused but doesn't say anything else instead he starts having people transform.
“Alright, Haruno Sakura you're up.” She transforms into Iruka. “Very good.” She transformers back jumping up and down asking Sasugay if he saw. While she's doing that I'm getting my IPod ready to record. “Alright Uchiha Sasuke.” He goes. Oh boy here comes the funny. “Uzumaki Naruto.” I hit record on the IPod. Naruto does his sexy justu, and Iruka has a nose bleed. I burst out laughing and point it at my friends they're failing at holding in their laughter. Then I stop recording. While Iruka yells at Naruto and I zone out. I see its Kathy's turn when I zone in. she does hers. Then Payne goes. “Takashme Nell, you're up.” Iruka says. So I transform into George Washington. “Someone we know, please.” Iruka say. So I transform into a duck's butt. “Nell be serious.” I transform back.
“I was, that was a very good Sasuke impression, wasn't it?” I say.
“Nell I can fail you, you know.”
“Fine.” I transform into Iruka.
“Thank you.” I transform back, and walk to my seat and fail at sitting down, aka I fell on my butt on the floor instead of in my chair. I see Sasuke turn around probably to tell me my impression wasn't funny, but seeing me on the ground he chuckled, and turned around. I just stayed on the floor, and let me tell you I should make someone meet this floor its nice, and cold, and hard. Prefect for hurting someone who pisses me off. Oh I know I'll let this floor and Sasugay meet. I still owe him for this morning. I go under the table, and pull Sasuke's chair to me, but at the same time I tilt it sideways.
“Oof!” After a thud is all you hear I quickly get out from under the table and smash his face into the floor. I feel everyone's eyes on me.
“This is for this morning, jerk.” I yell.
“I warned him,” I hear Payne say.
“Never, ever throw water on me when I'm sleeping. You're just lucky I need a place to stay or I would just kill you.” I say and get off him, and I look at the class. The fangirls are ready to kill me and the rest looked a little scared. “Sorry you all had to see that but I got rudely awoken by Duckbutt this morning and needed to get my revenge. And warning mostly to you fangirls you'll be worst than he is if you piss me off.” I go back to my seat, but when I sit down the bell rings. Kathy and Payne walk to me. Payne looks at me and just sighs.
“Nice beat up the guy who's letting you live in his house.” Kathy says sarcastically.
“He poured ice cold water on me. You know me. I always get my revenge.”
“Yea maybe you should help Sasuke with his brotherly revenge thing.” Payne says kind of low.
“You know as well as I do that I can't do that.” Payne looks at me confused. “Ita is mine.” I say in a duh kind of tone.
“What does that have to do with anything?” Payne asks.
“It means why would I help the brother I don't like get revenge on the one I do.”
“Ooh, I'm a baka.” He says. We start to leave the classroom.
“We all have blonde moments some more than others.” Kathy says pointing at me.
“Hey I'm not that bad.” But as I say that I walk into the classroom door. “Owe.”
“I rest my case.”
“Shut up.” I rub my head where I hit it. “Come on Payne I need to teach you Bunshin no Jutsu for tomorrow.”
“I hope its as easy as Henge no Jutsu.” At the same time me and Kathy said.
“No its not its a lot harder. Jinx you owe me a soda. Payne who said it first.”
“Um you both said it at the same time.” I act hurt and put a hand over my heart.
“After I lied to help you win that last race you do this to me.”
“You lied. I really won.” Kathy says.
“No I just wanted to be declared the winner. Bye Kathy. Have fun with your booty call.” Kathy just looks away, and starts walking toward the Hyuuga's place. “Come on Payne. Let's go so tomorrow you can be a ninja.”
“Oh yes ninja Payne. Don't get in his way or you're going down.” Payne says.
“Yea yea don't get to full of yourself you know whoever wants to get to you has to go though me first.” I say.
“Nell, I don't need a bodyguard, anymore.”
“Key word anymore. Aww my lil' baby Payne is growing up.” I say like I'm talking to a baby.
“So where are we going to train, anyway?” Payne says.
“Subject change. Anyway to Sasugay's house to train.”
“Do you ever use his real name?” Payne says as he starts walking.
“I don't know sometimes.” I say as I follow him.
“So far I've only heard Sasugay, Duckbutt, and Mr. Emo.”
“I call him Sasuke when I'm not mad at him.”
“Which is when?”
“Not in the near future if he insists for revenge against his brother.”
“Right the guy agreement.” We just got to the house.
“Even when I didn't know why he did it. I still claimed him.”
“And now you know and like him more.” Payne says.
“Unless he changes my mind other wise, when I meet him.” I say.
“OK tell me how to do this.” I tell Payne about chakra and everything I remember from Hinata. I show him the hand signs, and he trys it. While he's doing that I try making a few shadow clones, testing how many I can make. After about an hour of that I got 20 clones, and then I hear Payne say.
“This is so hard how did you get like 20 of them. I can only get like three.”
“You and I both know that's enough.”
“So what, show me your secret.” He says.
“There isn't one I'm just equaling the amount of chakra in each clone so there all the same makes it easier to make more.”
“OK I get it.” He trys and this time makes five of him.
“Nice you got it.” I say and give him a high five.
“Leave me alone!” We hear and look in that direction. Sasuke is running to the house being chased by a bunch of girls.
“Eww fangirls I'm going in the house.” I say and go inside. Payne follows me and leaves the door open so Sasugay can just run inside. I throw myself on the couch. I was right yesterday when I said it was comfy. I hear the door slam, and I look and see its Sasuke.
“Hey Mr. Emo. Hows it going?” I say as I put my feet above my head so I'm on the couch upside down.
“Did you just call me a potato?”
“No I said Emo.” He looked at me confused. “Gr you baka. E is for Emotional, ruins everyone's life, M is for miserable People, O is for On the dark side, cuz we got fresh cookies. Cookies! Wow! Oh great stupid Uchiha I want cookies now. Payne get me cookies!”
“Get yourself cookies.” He says.
“Meanie you're already in the kitchen.”
“Yea and?”
“Kathy would do it for me.”
“Well I'm not Kathy go get her to get you some.”
“But she's at the Hyuuga's place. You want me to walk there and ask her for cookies when there are stupid fangirls outside the door.” Yes I would do that instead of just getting the cookies myself and then I remember who one of the fangirls are, “Oh but if I go I can beat up the cotton candy monster's puke. OK you win Payne I'll go.” I get off the couch and go to the door, but Payne grabs me.
“You can't.”
“What can't I do?”
“You can't beat up Sakura.”
“You have that little fate in me.” I say acting shocked.
“OK physical you can but you can't, and you know why.” He whispers the last part.
“But I just want to make sure she can never walk again.”
“Exactly why you can't. Dumb butt she needs to be in the story.” He whispers.
“Fine, fine, fine but only if you get me cookies.” He throws his hands up in frustration.
“Ugh fine.” Then he goes to the kitchen and I go back to my seat, exactly how I was. While Payne and me have our argument Sasuke just sat down on the couch and watched. Payne comes back and throws the cookies at me
“Yay cookies!!! Payne you're awesome.” I open the pack and eat some and put the package on my stomach. Payne then sits in the chair, and eats whatever he got from the kitchen. Sasuke went for one of the cookies. “No My Cookies!!!” I yelled hugging them so he can't get them.
“You know they were in my kitchen so there my cookies.” He says.
“No they were your cookies but now I have them and I claimed them mine so they're mine now.”
“Whatever.”
“Don't give me the I'm-too-cool-for-this-stupidity whatever.”
“Hn.” Sasuke says.
“Whatever nom nom nom good cookies. I love you cookies now get in my belly!” I yell while eating my cookies. They're chocolate chip cookies. I end up eating most of the container. OK scratch thar I eat all but one. “Who wants the last one?” I ask.
“You eat all of them?” Sasuke says in disbelief.
“Give Nell cookies and they're gone. Oh and I want the last one.”
“No mine.” I say and shove the cookie into my mouth.
“Fatty,” I hear Sasugay say.
“Did you just call me a fatty?” I ask him.
“Yea you eat a whole package of cookies.”
“Why thank. Love the compliment. But flattery won't make me like you.” I say. Hey I'm a skinny fat kid and I love it.
“Wasn't supposed to be a compliment. But whatever.”
“OK I'm going to bed.” I say and do sort of a back flip off the couch. Then I go to my room and sleep.