We The Fandom Ranters

By TheDemiGodAuthors

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We the Fandom Ranters of Fangirlia will achieve our goal of killing clichés and promoting what to do right in... More

Hey.
Blondes
Orbs.
Relatives.
Cast
Names.
Sleep
Elves
Perfection
"Everyone hates me!!!!1!1111" apperantly.
Grammar
Demigods react to...
Just some of my "I think nots"
Of Shadowhunter Families
OH HEY LOOK! 5000000 MONSTERS PLUS KRINOS AND GAEA!
Impossible Bloodlines
Forgotten Gods/Goddesses
Person's Note
Just a question
The Completely Cliche but Awesome Life of Anna Jackson chapter 2
Sad Feels
Demigods React Pt. 2...
Unnoticed characters/I Do Not Approve
That one author...
England
Crossovers
The Completely Cliche But Awesome Life Of Anna Jackson Chapter 3
US Geography
Kidnapped
Demigods React Pt. 3...
OP Much?
Breaking up ships
Out Of Character
React to Reasons Pt. 1
KnockOut! A Mary Sue Reality Show
Stop the impossible ships (HP fanfic rant!)
The Completely Cliche But Amazing Life of Anna Jackson chapter 4
A/N: Sorry I Went to Neverland
React to 'Reasons' Pt. 2
Technology
well then
What. The. Fack
3 Tips on Harry Potter Stuff
TOA!!!!!!!!!!
Demigods React!!!
Okay....That's Just Cute
Dont do Cast
Can We All Take a Moment....
KOTLC
Fake Fans
No
Just Be Honest
Tell The Truth
Only a TMI Fangirl Will Understand
Hi guys! Im not dead!
Bullying
hey ;-;
When You Realize...
NOTICE THIS SENPAIS
TLoS
A Must Watch
Sleep Continued
New Fanfic Thing With @hweigand6
Studio C
Is It Just Me...
New Cover?
New Cover Shop!!
Part 69!!!!! Eating Disorders
OMG IS PART 70
We All Gotta Say a Farewell
Music
How To: Deal With Non-Book People
Countries
Childhood
How To: Jazz Up Your Story
Trilogies
The Shampoo...
Cliches That Are Soooo Annoying
Freaking Out!
holy Asahi, they're A L I V E! ! !
iTs AlL gOnE To heLL
FOB OMG

The Completely Cliche But Awesome Life of Anna Jackson chapter 1

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By TheDemiGodAuthors

Hai peoples! I'm Anna Haylie Crystal Emmi Chair DunkinDonuts™ Foot Jackson, and I'm Percy Jackson's twin sister.

I have long hair that stops 3 centimeters past my waist and it's the color of the yellow flowers in my yard on a sunny-with-a-few-clouds day.

My orbs are #47AB816
A Nonexistent Blue that change to #92PSG47 Baby 8 month old pig pink when I'm wearing a hat.

I went down the elevator and went for a walk. My family left me home alone.

Omg, why did they do that? They hate me so much!! I thought.

I bumped into my besties Sajcjsmalajdirbah and Emma Abby Bella Face Table Waffle Person.

"Omg hai Sajcjsmalajdirbah!!!" We weren't really popular, even though everyone would stare at us. Everyone hates us!

As I was explaining all of this about how were so unpopular to Sajcjsmalajdirbah, a weird bat thingy came out of nowhere and slapped Emma out of existence because nobody cares about her.

"OMG EMMA!!!!!" Sajcjsmalajdirbah screamed.

The bat thingy charged at her but stopped because a cute guy poked a sword through it.

"Hi, I'm Nico di Angelo and you be a demigod." the cute guy said.

Then I fainted from his hotness.

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