We The Fandom Ranters

By TheDemiGodAuthors

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We the Fandom Ranters of Fangirlia will achieve our goal of killing clichés and promoting what to do right in... More

Hey.
Blondes
Orbs.
Relatives.
Cast
Names.
Elves
Perfection
The Completely Cliche But Awesome Life of Anna Jackson chapter 1
"Everyone hates me!!!!1!1111" apperantly.
Grammar
Demigods react to...
Just some of my "I think nots"
Of Shadowhunter Families
OH HEY LOOK! 5000000 MONSTERS PLUS KRINOS AND GAEA!
Impossible Bloodlines
Forgotten Gods/Goddesses
Person's Note
Just a question
The Completely Cliche but Awesome Life of Anna Jackson chapter 2
Sad Feels
Demigods React Pt. 2...
Unnoticed characters/I Do Not Approve
That one author...
England
Crossovers
The Completely Cliche But Awesome Life Of Anna Jackson Chapter 3
US Geography
Kidnapped
Demigods React Pt. 3...
OP Much?
Breaking up ships
Out Of Character
React to Reasons Pt. 1
KnockOut! A Mary Sue Reality Show
Stop the impossible ships (HP fanfic rant!)
The Completely Cliche But Amazing Life of Anna Jackson chapter 4
A/N: Sorry I Went to Neverland
React to 'Reasons' Pt. 2
Technology
well then
What. The. Fack
3 Tips on Harry Potter Stuff
TOA!!!!!!!!!!
Demigods React!!!
Okay....That's Just Cute
Dont do Cast
Can We All Take a Moment....
KOTLC
Fake Fans
No
Just Be Honest
Tell The Truth
Only a TMI Fangirl Will Understand
Hi guys! Im not dead!
Bullying
hey ;-;
When You Realize...
NOTICE THIS SENPAIS
TLoS
A Must Watch
Sleep Continued
New Fanfic Thing With @hweigand6
Studio C
Is It Just Me...
New Cover?
New Cover Shop!!
Part 69!!!!! Eating Disorders
OMG IS PART 70
We All Gotta Say a Farewell
Music
How To: Deal With Non-Book People
Countries
Childhood
How To: Jazz Up Your Story
Trilogies
The Shampoo...
Cliches That Are Soooo Annoying
Freaking Out!
holy Asahi, they're A L I V E! ! !
iTs AlL gOnE To heLL
FOB OMG

Sleep

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By TheDemiGodAuthors



Okay, I'm sure most Mundane/Mortal/Muggle parents would have a sleeping schedule, like bed at 10pm or some schist like that.

When you're a normal person and NOT a Mary Sue, you're slightly insomniac, like right now I'm writing this at 12am, name one person who has a sleeping schedule they follow religiously, one.

Also the OC or MCs ALWAYS pass out to end a chapter, or they fall asleep, like have you ever heard of cliffhangers? Uncle Trolly Rick can give you a lesson or two, it creates plot and more drama, it's like this:

I waved at Percy then passed out

I smiled at Nico and passed out

I winked at Harry and passed out

I flew with Max and then passed out

I inhaled then promptly passed out

See, are you auditioning or creating a new reality TV show called KnockOut, cause if you're gonna pass out after breathing then you're not human, you're a Mary Sue.

Also you can't fall asleep in two seconds, it's imposhibruh, and scientists proved that, also, what's up with people having a dream and not thinking it's important, then when it is being able to recall the other persons exact height of 5'10.1737362636, I don't asleep how, I can barely remember a nightmare.

And the fancy terms for falling asleep, such as:

'I embraced the darkness and thought no longer'

'I enveloped sleep with wide arms'

'A wave of darkness called sleep fell over me'

Just type 'a-n-d t-h-e-n I f-e-l-l a-s-l-e-e-p'
doesn't look like much, which it isn't, but it's and looks more normal then fancy terms and lettering, I could read Morse Code easier then some fan fics, ... . .-. .. --- ..- ... .-.. -.--(seriously)

-BornADragonRider

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