Wordplay

By sloanranger

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Mostly, pretty darn funny poetry! More

Ye Haven't Yet
Number 5
Tell Me
Suzie Wants A Sweety
An Ode to Gnome
Slow Poke
I Have No Gin
Owain's Gnome
Posthaste Hereforeto
Priceless
Hotpants
Tiger by the Tail
Hot List!
Silly Male Upstart
Happenstance
Sally Forth
Now, I've Done It
No Matter
Wordplay
Blonde - ly
Chill !
I Looked At Me
Searching
Just a Jot
Leprechaun Elven Fairy Dust
Blimey!
Cyber - Sweethearts
A Little Bit Pervy
I Will Make You Love Me
Sometime
Propinquity
I Am Is A Verb
Art's Heart
Conversed in Verse

Tell All

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By sloanranger

Tell All

by sloanranger


"There's odd," he said, one day - looking straight at me.

"Why," I had to say, "Whatever do you mean?"


"I meant, I never noticed, your eyes are rather blue."

"Oh, that's because they're contacts," I said right back at you.


"Ah, what about your hair so blonde, is the color true?"

"Sadly no," I did respond – "peroxide,  every week or two."


He cleared his throat and said: "ah-em, I guess that that's all right;

I put some lifts in both my shoes, it gives a bit of heighth."


He stood a moment, eyes downcast, looking at the floor,

"I should tell you of my past, just this one thing more."


"Well," I smiled, "We've both got,  the odd bits from our life...."

"Yes, I know - but I've just heard... from my missing wife!"






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