Lionpaw: Ashfur, what does a leader do?
Ashfur: Oh, a leader. Uh. . . A leader isn't the cat in charge of the Clan. All they do is sit on their nest, playing with a ball of yarn and drinking milk.
Lionpaw: That's boring.
Ashfur: I know.
Lionpaw: Hi, Heatherpaw! :D
Heatherpaw: Do I know you? O_O
Lionpaw: D:
Heatherpaw: *Walks away*
Ashfur: Why does Hollypaw sit at the fresh-kill pile all of the time?
Lionpaw: My littermates are weird.
Jaypaw: *Becomes blinded by Cinderpaw* Pretty. . . Pretty ugly. . .*Faints*
Cinderpaw: :O
Leafpool: JAYPAW DOWN! FIRESTAR, CALL THE MEDICI-- wait, that's me. Firestar, call me!
Firestar: I am the leader, remember? I do nothing but drink milk and play with yarn.
Leafpool: Oh yeah. :/ Who's going to call me?
Crowfeather: ME! :D
Leafpool: Yay!
Crowfeather: *Calls Leafpool even though he's practically next to her*
Leafpool: Hello?
Crowfeather: Hey!
Lionpaw: I AM SO GOOD LOOKING THAT EVERY CAT IGNORES ME?!
Jaypaw: I'm better looking. GO ME!
Crowfeather: Actually, Jaypaw is better.