Ashfur: Squirrelflight walking. Now squirrel's glaring at me.
Brambleclaw: Hey, you Brambleclaw stealer! :O
Hawkfrost: Whaaaaaaaat?
Brambleclaw: YOU STOLE ME!
Hawkfrost: Mwhahaha? o.o
Brambleclaw: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *Dives into Hawkfrost*
Hawkfrost: Aah! *Falls back*
Tigerstar: Hello, my evil slaves. Did you get my pizza? :D
Brambleclaw: YOU STOLE ME?!?!?!?!?!
Ashfur: Couple of dopes fighting. Squirrelflight sighs. *Sighs*
Squirrelflight: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, PIZZA-BRAIN!
Ashfur: Squirrel shouting.
Squirrelflight: *Hits Ashfur on the head with a frying pan*
Ashfur: Ashy down... *Falls*
Brambleclaw: Hello, Squirrelfly, Bramble-Bramble is in da Clan!
Squirrelflight: What, do you want a pizza with a frying pan topping now? -.-
Brambleclaw: YES, PLEASE! :D
Squirrelflight: NO, IT'S MINE!
Tigerstar: Come to the dork side, Brambleclaw.
Hawkfrost: Dork side? Dude, I'm not Dorkfrost!
Tigerstar: AGH, WE HAVE COOKIES! Cooooooookies.
Hawkfrost: I WILL JOIN!
Brambleclaw: Cookies? Cookies? COOKIES? COOKIES?!
Tigerstar: Yes, Brambleclaw, cookies.
Brambleclaw: COOKIES?!?! I LOVE COOKIES! :D
Tigerstar: Yay!
Hawkfrost: NO! *Runs*
Leafpool: Hello!
Hawkfrost: LEAFEATER!
Leafpool: What? *Eats a leaf*
Brambleclaw: EAT MY LEAVES, LEAFEATER! *Kicks leaves into Leafpool's face*
Leafpool: LEAVES! *Stuffs them and burps* What was that? WHO DID THAT?
Hawkfrost: I know I have no manners, but Leafeater, you're a medicine cat!
Leafpool: Hey, I'm a medicine cat and I am awesome, so shut up maybe!
Tigerstar: Ooh, Leafpool is telling us to be quiet. Your wish is what we shall do. *Dips head*
Squirrelflight: YOU'RE IGNORING ME?! I AM PRINCESS SQUIRRELFLIGHT!
Brambleclaw: Do I know you?
Ashfur: Brambleidiot confused. Uh oh, it's the end of the spoof. Ashfur saying goodbye.
Hawkfrost: Dude, why do you do that?!
Tigerstar: HEY, IT'S THE END OF THE SPOOF!