Ferncloud: Dustpelt, what shall we name our one thousandth kit? :D
Dustpelt: Hmm. . . IsuckbutDustpeltruleskit. :)
Ferncloud: Okay, IsuckbutDustpeltruleskit it is! ^_^
Dustpelt: *Laughing head off*
Daisy: That name is cruel! You should nam it something like Daisykit instead. :-)
Dustpelt: . . . I'M THROWING MY KITS! *Throws nine hundred and ninety nine of them at Daisy*
Daisy: My, there's a lot of kits in my nursery. SPIDERLEG, I HAVE AN IDEA!
Spiderleg: What, you fox-dung Daisy? -.-
Daisy: Ha, you're funny! <3 Sound the alarm clock because I've got nine hundred and ninety nine kits for us to raise! ;)
Spiderleg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Daisy: YEEEEEEEEEEEES! :D
Ferncloud: You kit-stealers! >:o *Jumps about like a monkey on bedding*
Spiderleg: Mum --
Ferncloud: It's Ferncloud. AND DAISY, YOU ARE SO LAST YEAR! GET OUT OF THE CLAN OR BY STARCLAN I'LL THROW YOU OUT LIKE I DID TO DUSTPELT BECAUSE HE RAN OFF WITH LARCHKIT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS INSANE!
Daisy: No, I won't give up my cutie kits, you pile of kittypet food! >:O
Spiderleg: HECK YEAH, YOU ROCK, FERNCLOUD! >:D
Birchfall: Go Ferncloud, bye Daisy! :D
Foxleap and Icecloud: UP WITH FERNCLOUD, DOWN WITH DAISY!
Dustpelt: Yay. ._.
Daisy: Spiderpiggy, you traitor! :O
Spiderleg: It's Spiderleg, mouse-brain. -.-
Daisy: Get down from the walls, Spiderpiglet. :S
Spiderleg: It's -- oh, I give up. -_-
Daisy: Okay, It'sohIgiveup.
Ferncloud: WHOO! I WON SO DARN EASILY! THANK YOU, SPIDERLEG! :D I told you our one thousand kits would come in handy, Dustpelt, but noooooo, you didn't listen. U_U
Dustpelt: Why, may I ask, do we have one thousand kits? :/
Ferncloud: I dunno. :/ Ooh, maybe our one thousand kits will have one thousand kits, and then they'll have one thousand kits! *Claps forepaws* :D
Dustpelt: Then our kin will never end! Good thinking, Ferncloud.
Daisy: Spiderleg and I have infinity kits! :D
Ferncloud: *Gasps* Spiderleg is soooo special! :')
Dustpelt: So you told me.
Ferncloud: Get out of here, Daisy. *Throws kittypet food out of ThunderClan*
Daisy: YUM! *Runs away*
Ferncloud: Oh yes, I'm the nursery queen of the Clan!
Poppyfrost: Oh no. . . *Wraps tail around Cherrykit and Molekit*
Ferncloud: Oh, you're okay because you're a Clan cat, a tortoiseshell Clan cat! Oh, you're okay!
Ferncloud's and Dustpelt's one thousand kits: O_O
Dustpelt: Hey, Birchfall, you know what Ferncloud and I asked StarClan for your birthday?
Birchfall: What?! :D
Ferncloud: One thousand more brothers and sisters! :D
Foxleap: Don't you elders think you've got too many? :/
Ferncloud: More means more luck. With more luck I will be able to survive from things like whitecough. OH, I WILL SURVIVE!
Foxleap: Your belief is stupid. . .
Spiderleg: So are our parents, Foxleap. Ugh, can't I swap my parents? ._.