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Characters: Giyuu, Mitsuri, Obanai, Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Shinobu, Nezuko, Inosuke, Muichiro, Sanemi, Douma, Akaza, Muzan, Gyomei, Rizzgoku
😐 Tomioka Giyuu 🌊
• He has that like stoic emo boy thing down to a tee and so whenever he says anything nice it comes off as really flirty
• Has unintentional rizz
• Clueless on how to actually talk to people he likes with the intention of flirting
• 7/10 on the rizz-O-meter
💗 Kanroji Mitsuri 🍡
• Absolutely no rizz, yet has unlimited hoes
• She's so sweet and wholesome, this girl wouldn't understand a deez nuts joke but still manages to attract a crowd of admirers
• Constantly flustered so she can never get her words out right
• Luckily her entire existence is beautiful so she attracts the rizz TO HERSELF
• 5/10 on the rizz-O-meter
🐍 Obanai Iguro 🖤
• I love him but this man has clearly never gotten laid
• He is a bigger virgin than Zenitsu
• He actually has the opposite of rizz... His prettiness attracts some people but then he opens his mouth and the hoes evaporate into thin air
• Bro had his first kiss at 21 years old and the other person (Mitsuri 🙄) was the dominant one
• 2/10 on the rizz-O-meter
☀️ Tanjiro Kamado 💗
• This kid is a hoe magnet.
• Everyone has had a crush on him at least once, no matter what gender they are
• Tanjiro honestly deserves his own sexuality because his rizz goes beyond the concept of gender
• The best part is that he has no idea how good he is at it
• 10/10 on the rizz-O-meter
🧡 Zenitsu Agatsuma⚡
• Minimal rizz when he's awake, he compliments you a lot but he doesn't execute it well lmao
• When he's asleep tho... OH MY LORD
• I JS KNOW THAT HE WOULD RIZZ U UP WHILST SLEEP WALKING
• Imagine you're up at 3am getting a drink and you just hear "Hey sugar tits"
• BHAHAHSHHDGDGGDHAJJA
• 4/10 on the rizz-O-meter
😈 Genya Shinazugawa 🪨
• Demonic rizz?
• Joking he would get way too flustered
• This man sees someone he likes within 100 ft and something inside him just snaps. I'm talking sweating, stuttering, face as red as a freshly spanked ass
• In conclusion, no rizz
• 1/10 on the rizz-O-meter
🔪 Sanemi Shinazugawa 💨
• Sanemi's rizz is slightly scary but he has the right idea
• WAYYY too comfy invading personal space
• Like his impression of flirty is to just pin you up against something out of nowhere
• He's god awful with words so he just randomly hugs you from behind whenever he wants to do something flirty
• 6/10 on the rizz-O-meter
💙 Inosuke Hashibira 🐗
• Do I even need to eleborate on this one?
• Where would he even learn to flirt bro, he was raised by BOARS
• He's that one toddler who gets a crush on a girl and then knocks her out with a full sized world atlas on the playground
• -10000/10 on the rizz-O-meter
🌸 Nezuko Kamado 😈
• Mhmph
• Too young for flirting, plus she's too busy being a Tanjiro protector
💜 Shinobu Kocho 🦋
• She would literally make you weak in the knees with her words like damn
• "Are you my coronary artery? Cuz you're wrapped around my heart."
• Clever pick up lines
• Light touches and grazes to make you CRAZYYY
• Never gives full hugs or touches, only teases
• 9/10 on the rizz-O-meter
💙 Muichiro Tokito 🌫
• He forgot
• No like he genuinely forgot
🌈 Douma 😈
• Creepy rizz
• Sometimes it makes you love him, sometimes it makes you want to throw him from a ten story building
• Uses pick up lines on you in public and tries to record your reaction for his failing youtube shorts channel (your reaction: 😐)
• Absolutely relentless, never leaves you alone
• 4/10 on the rizz-O-meter
👿 Akaza 🏀
• He gets shy but the rizz is still there
• Touchy asf when nobody is looking
• Refuses to talk to anybody other than the person he likes, yet still gets hoes
• 7/10 on the rizz-O-meter
🩸Muzan Kibutsuji 👿
• Murderous rizz
• Fantasizes about eating you INFRONT OF YOU
• Intimidating but soft when he wants to be
• Pet. Names. Literally will refer to you as the most wild things infront of ALL THE OTHER UPPERMOONS 😰
• 8/10 on the rizz-O-meter
👨 Gyomei Himejima 🪨
• Look at him, of course he has hoes
• Very good with words
• His flirting is usually unintentional, but he can make you melt if he wants to
• Solid 7/10 on the rizz-O-meter
🍩 Rengoku Kyojuro 🔥
• I want to believe he has rizz, but lets bffr
• He literally just yell-compliments at you, it's very charming after a while but also slightly overwhelming
• Gives the most spine-shattering, world-rocking, lung-splitting hugs at random moments
• Blud will just come up behind you and squeeze the life out of your body until you tap out, then walk away smiling and feeling proud of himself
• Yes I'm British I say 'blud' 🤓
• 6/10 on the rizz-O-meter
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💚 Gyutaro🩸
• Requested by: TanjiroandNezukoK
• He tries really really hard but is just too clueless
• Daki sabotages him everytime he tries to be smooth by telling him to use the most diabolical pic up lines
• "H-hey girl, are you a demon? Cuz I wanna- wait nevermind (starts eating his nails)"
• He would probably stutter mid pick up line and then just give up and start clawing at his skin
• Recites what Daki tells him to say word for word because he doesn't have a clue how to hit on anyone without her help
• Tbh he doesn't get much practise flirting with people since everyone has always found him ugly (🤧) so its not really his fault that he has no rizz
• Still, 2/10 on the Rizz-O-meter
• 4/10 with Daki's help though