Hoping to get season 1 done today anyway let's get started
They are in a theatre room with a guy who is an absurdly good shot rinka tries to shoot but misses
Gastro: HAHAHAHAHA
Kazuto: dammit those backlights
Gastro: this is going to be like a four star killing cook free for all
He fires through a gap in the chairs almost hitting rinka
Kazuto: Damn that was close
a bullet flies right right through the chair he's behind and right beside his head
Gastro: I never forget an enemies position once they've Fired acquired that trick in the army Think of it as battlefield synesthesia I can echolocate Dishwasher, the hostel gunfire With pinpoint accuracy and check my own done by taste now, then, Heh I know there's one more stolen firearm out there
Korosensei: stand by hayami hold your position Wise decision, not to fire Chiba well played our opponent doesn't have a lock on you yet hang tight and wait for my signal I'll keep an eye on him and tell you when it's time to shoot
Gastro: tch where is that come from
He notices korosensei and tries to shoot him but of course it doesn't work
Korosensei: a season marksman vs adolescent assassins our modest advantage will I think he quite enough
He tells them tehem all to move
KAZUTO 4 seats right!
Kazuto: (heh on it teach)
They all keep running around
He throws him off by chasing their names
KIRITO TEN SEATS RIGHT
The said assassin moves as he's told
The student who checked out Takebayashi favourite maid cafe only to discover to discover he kinda liked to discombobulate the target by kicking up a racket
Terasaka: YOU RAT BASTARD THATS NO-ONES BUISNESS BUT MINE HOW'D YOU EVEN KNOW
Kazuto stiffiles a laugh
Rio: you'd look good in a maid dress you know
Kazuto's face flushes: shut up where they hell did you come from
Rio: I'm everywhere
Gastro: who's whi where are they I can't even
Korosensei: alright Chiba the moment of truth is upon us get your bearings my boy when I give the command fire at will, hayami you're on, follow up as needed Focus on blocking the enemies evasive manoeuvres now, a word advice to our coolheaded sharpshooters Who flubbed the assassination attempt earlier today
Don't let one failure overshadow the skills you've worked so hard to cultivate The best of us fall short of our abilities from time to time you Maintain a facade of stoic nonchalance but feel burdened by the confidence your classmates place in you all the same if you guess at your inner anguish I bet you aren't even the only person who feels this way in class I'm looking at you our recently discovered assassin
Kazuto gasps
But for everyone, it's there just below the surface
Kazuto: (I always had confidence in my skills maybe too much and when when the Monet of truth came to back up my classmates just in case they failed I couldn't do it I hesitated)
Korosensei: you're not alone in this, you give it a brave face but you needn't bearthe pressure on your own
Rio puts a hand on Kazuto's shoulder and nods with a smile
korosensei: if you missed a shot, or the strike, there's a fallback strategy we'll play hot potato with the gun we continue shuffling everyone until our foe has no idea where the next shot will come from The reason that strategy will work it's because everyone here has tasted the agony of defeat
Kazuto thinks back to the first assignment he ever felt
He was charged with taking down the reaper who the government had somehow managed to to tracked down but he beat him to a pulp in an instant and left him there to die with a faceless look that said "I can't even be bothered to kill you"
Korosensei: yes, there is pressure, but your classmates are in the same boat learn to take solace in that
Gastro is making a plan
Korosensei: ok here we go
STUDENT TWELVE STAND AND FIRE NOW!
A gunshot rings
But
He shot a decoy
And that's when
Chiba: You got it
Bang!
It looks like he missed but the stage lights fall on him
But he stays standing
Rinka shoots the gun out of gastros hand
And then to finish the job
Kazuto: Hey scumbag
He claps his hands
The guy seems to be paralysed but before anyone can notice he lands a powerful strike with his katana it may not have injured the guy but it sure knocked him out
Gastro falls to the ground
The tie him up
He sees Chiba and rinka bumping forearms
Kazuto: hey guys
Hey raises both of his hands
Smack!
And they do a three way high five all with smiles on their faces
Later
Karasuma chokes at a guy
Karasuma: not to bad I think most of my mobility is back I think I'm up to abiht half strength
Kazuto: (what the fuck dad)
They look at a very posh staircase
Nagisa: that'll lead us to the top floor right
Kayano: yup
Isogai: we are seriously come down to the wire
Rio: am I the only one getting seriously tired
Korosensei: children it occurs to me that the mastermind above is not attuned to his resources. In fact, thus far his hired hands. Have been egregious the miss used look outs, glorified bouncers this isn't how one employs assassins if our foe had a line, the men we've encountered with their skill set they'd have been fearsome indeed
Chiba: you've got a post the last guy wasn't off target by so much as a centimetre
Kazuto: there's a lot slice if he really wanted too he could've sliced all our necks in an instant if he just used a little bit of stealth
Korosensei: and consider karma's opponent normally the man would've simply snuck up behind him and crushed his windpipe before we even knew of his existence
Karma: no doubt sure
Karasuma: of course why didn't I see it before the mastermind doesn't think like an assassin because he isn't one
Isogai, terasaka, Yoshida are ordered to do something but Kazuto zones out
Kazuto learns that terasaka is sick
Kazuto: idiot
Kazuto then puts his hand on Rio's head
Kazuto: wow you are burning up
Rio: heh that pill didn't last for as long as I needed it too but I'm not backing out yet this is way too exciting
Kazuto: you are so stubborn
Rio: oh come on it's why you like me right
Kazuto doesn't deny it
Later
They are all planned out
They walk towards the antidote which is rigged with plastic explosives
?; ugh this itch!
They all instantly recognise the voice
?: it burns no matter what I do still, one man sensitivity, is another man's hyper vigilance makes me feel wired to my surroundings
He drops a ton of detonators
It's akira takaoka
Akira: you didn't think this'd be easy did you I told you I'd find a way to wipe the octopus off the face if the earth oh and as you can see when it comes to little details like detonator switches, I am a big believer in redundancy
Kazuto: (this guys voice it's so much more sinister than before)
Karasuma: what the he'll do you think you're doing dammit takaoka
Akira: what naughty children trying to sneak up on dear ol Dad you disappoint me, I thought I raised you better than I know some boys and girls it's going to have to go to summer school
Nagisa: Mr takaoka but how could you
Takaoka: let's head up to the roof huh I've got a little surprise up there your bound to get a kick out of bare in mind your only alive because daddies feeling generous
They all head to the roof
Karasuma: Hiring assassins, infecting students with a potentially lethal virus what the hell is wrong with you are you out of your mind?
Takaoka: strong words, their friend, I assure you, I'm perfectly sane
Kazuto: are you sure we have the same definition of that word
Takaoka: no I assure you again that I'm sane I suspect word saviours are often thought of as mad if you had done as I instructed, and had the rents of the litter Bring the kids on their own, my assassination plot would've gone off without a hitch and we'd all be winners I wanted to use what's her name kayano yeah, she was integral to the plot oh, Ho and it was a doozy The bathtub in my suite here is overflowing with and I sensei bbs I have a set her up in there with the target then entomb the whole set up in concrete The only way for the octopus to return to his normal form without touching the BBs, would've been to blow everything sky high including the girl, We all know, he'd never do such an inhuman thing to the children in his care, so I figured he'd take honourable way out and opt to dissolve in lieu of killing one of his students
All of the students get either horrified or pissed at this
Kazuto: monster!
Takaoka: I won't lie, I gave Demi quite a fright when he saw you'd all come en masse doesn't change things much, but still when my mood will play a significant role as to whether you walk out of this alive
Korosensei: intolerable you can't really imagine you'll get away with this
Takaoka: actually, I think there's a pretty decent chance either way, I believe we can all agree this route's A hell of a lot more humane and the treatment I got from your class
Now, every time, I catch people looking at me sideways, every time, I think of how you bluffed me with my own knife my skin itches so badly that I can't sleep through the night I hope you're proud boys and girls because you've condemned daddy to hell
Negative evaluations demotions gossip you have no idea what it's like, my future is gone you specifically Nagisa must answer for the grave injustice done to my reputation
Chiba: it makes sense now he asked for the shortest students because he knew Nagisa would be one of them
Kimura: Nagisa had every right to do what he did to you
Kazuto: I can't believe I almost wasted a kill on you you are just so pathetic
Karma: I'm inclined to agree this actually has a lot more too do with yih settling a score then anyone saving the world think about it would beating up a kid restore your self esteem
Kazuto: exactly how about you fight us instead wouldn't that be more interesting
Terasika: look you crazy son of a bitch Nagisa kicked your ass by our own rules so you've got no one to blame but yourself and here's the deal do you mean if you'd won we'd still despise you nothing you could've done would've changed our minds!
Kazuto; Also last time I check I kicked your ass too and almost drove a knife into your skull so why don't you just fuck off!
Takaoka: I don't remember asking for your opinion! Love me or hate me maggots. I'm the guy that can take half of you out right now with a push of a button
Heh you short round let's go up to the heliport
Just you and me
Nagisa follows him
Saying he's gong to try and talk some sense into him
Karasuma: please be careful Nagisa
Kayano: I don't like where this going
Kazuto: ugh Nagisa come please be ok
They all follow him up to watch
The two are staring each other down
Karasuma pulls out his gun: DON'T EVEN
Takaoka: STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE TOUGH GUY don't take this the wrong way, but I don't trust you not to throw a monkey wrench into my alone time with Nagisa
He sets off explosions the class can no longer reach Nagisa
Kazuto just sits down and watches this incident
Nagisa is made to get into his hands and knees to apologies
He rubs his boot on Nagisa
Kazuto tightens his fist
He describes the entire virus
Rio starts to stumble Kazuto catches her and she leans on him for support
Kazuto is getting more and more pissed
The throws the antidote
Karasuma: PLEASE NO!
Kazuto: DAMN YOU!
And he presses the detonator
All of the antidote explodes
Leaving the whole class shocked and debasted
All takaoka does is laugh
Takaoka: YES THATS THE FACE I WANTED TO SEE YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD MAKE A SCRAPBOOK OF THIS VACATION INCLUDING PICTURES OF YOUR FRIENDS DYING YOU COULD CALL IT NAGISA'S BOOK OF BOILED OVER FACES HAHAHAHA
Nagisa picks up the knife and utters chilling words
Kazuto is not surprised unlike the rest of his class
Nagisa: Kill you...
I'LL KILL YOU!
And that's a wrap don't worry another chapter will be out later to finish off season one
This is a one time thing since honestly it'd bother me if I didn't