Genre: Text story
Ships: None
Douma created the group UPPERMOONSSS ✨🍋💅💗🏳️🌈
Douma added Akaza, Kokushibo, Gyutaro, Daki
Douma: GREETINGS MY FELLOW UPPERMOONS! I have decided to create this charming groupchat so that we may become further acquainted with one another!
Kokushibo: Ok.
Gyutaro: Where are Gyokko and Hantengu?
Douma: Wait they're still uppermoons? I THOUGHT THEY DIED?
Daki: Wtf 😭
Gyutaro: Why are you crying dear sister?
Daki: 💀 It's js how I laugh over text
Akaza left the chat
Douma: AKAZAAAAA NOOO
Douma added Akaza
Akaza left the chat
Douma added Akaza
Akaza: I will not hesitate to rip you limb from limb if you add me back again.
Douma: My my, why so aggressive Akaza? I was only trying to be friendly! :(
Akaza: Don't add me back again.
Akaza left the chat
Kokushibo added Akaza
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kaza: ...
Douma: BHAHWHHAHHA CAN'T SAY NO TO LORD KOKUSHIBO
Akaza: Lord Kokushibo, if I may... Why are you torturing me like this?
Kokushibo: I believe that it will be beneficial for our dynamic and technique developments to partake in social activities such as conferring on a groupchat. That way, we can evolve into stronger versions of ourself and improve upon our bonds as both rivals and fellow demons. Improving on these skills is essential for us as uppermoons, and if we do not constantly strive to gain power, we will fall into weakness and our lives will mean nothing.
Akaza: Jesus okay-
Douma: Jit done wrote a whole essay 💀
Daki: *sniffs* That was beautiful, Lord Kokushibo 🙏 😔
Douma: DID YOU JUST SNIFF OVER TEXT?
Daki: Um ig?
Douma: I WANT TO OMG
Daki: Okay..?
Douma: *sniff*
Douma: *sniff*
Douma: *SNIFF*
Douma: ***SNIFF***
Douma: IT ISNT WORKING?????
Daki: What r u even doing...?
Douma: I'M SNIFFING AS HARD AS I CAN BUT I STILL CANT SMELL U GUYS :((
Gyutaro: Lord Douma... that's not how that works.
Daki: LMFAOOOOOO
Akaza: Why tf r u tryna smell us?
Douma: No reason. 🙃
Akaza: Ur such an imbecile I'm surprised that lord Muzan hasn't made you self destruct yet.
Muzan: So am I, Akaza. So am I.
Daki: OMG LORD MUZAN'S HERE
Douma: HELP HOW DID U GET INTO THE GC?
Muzan: I am everywhere, all the time.
Daki: Queen 🤩
Kokushibo: @Muzan 🛐🛐🛐
Daki: KOKU WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT
Akaza: BYE- 💀🤚
Douma: BAHWHWHAHAHHA
Kokushibo: I am simply virtually kneeling out of respect for lord Muzan. I decided to use emoticons to accurately display myself bowing to him. Is there a problem, young Daki?
Gyutaro: NO MR KOKUSHIBO THERE'S NO PROBLEM. I APOLOGISE FOR HER BEHAVIOUR.
Douma: HAHAHHAHAHAHHSH
Kokushibo: I am confused as to why you seem so alarmed, young Gyutaro. As for you, Douma, I am curious as to what you're laughing at.
Douma: ARE U GUYS RLLY GONNA MAKE ME TELL HIM? @Daki
Gyutaro: Well its not going to be her who says it.
Daki: ^^^
Kokushibo: ???
Akaza: Omds he's acc gonna tell him- 💀
Kokushibo: Tell me what, Akaza? I am thoroughly discombobulated at the attitudes you are all displaying.
Douma: HAHSHDGJS OKAY I'LL EXPLAIN
Douma: SO BASICALLY
Douma: THAT EMOJI YOU USED
Douma: THIS ONE 🛐🛐
Douma: PEOPLE DON'T USE THAT EMOJI FOR KNEELING, LORD KOKUSHIBO.
Daki: Well techically-
Gyutaro: You're grounded.
Kokushibo: What does that emoticon represent if not kneeling, Douma?
Douma: JBJHHAVSAKV OKAY UM SO UR RIGHT THE ACTUAL EMOJI MEANS KNEELING/PRAYING BUT...
Douma: PEOPLE USE THAT EMOJI TO TALK ABOUT SUCKING DICK. THAT'S THE ONLY CONTEXT ITS EVER USED IN ANYMORE.
Kokushibo left the chat
Muzan: I hate you all.
Muzan left the chat
Douma: HELP THAT WAS SO FUNNY
Gyutaro: Thanks to you, Daki won't be seeing her phone for the next 3 months.
Douma: Pfft, let the girl live Gyu 😭😭😭
Gyutaro: Don't call me Gyu? Also, she's my sister, not yours.
Douma: We know that GYU, you tell us every 5 minutes! Honestly, when will you stop bragging about being related to that girl? She's like, average looking at best-
Gyutaro left the chat
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kaza: Am I really the only one left, even tho I never wanted to be on here in the first place?...
Akaza: OH SHIT IS GYUTARO BEATING UP DOUMA? I CAN HEAR THEM BOTH SCREAMING?
Muzan: Yes, he just put a sickle through one of his ears and out of the other.
Akaza: Master Muzan, you really need to stop hacking people
Muzan: Never.
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A/n: Just to clarify, I DO NOT ship Kokushibo x Muzan, I just feel like grandpa Kokopuffs would do smth like that over text to Muzan 💀💗
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